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[[File:bonzibung.jpg|frame|right|[[Bonzi Buddy|An inspiration]].]]


'''Bonzi_b''', also known as '''The Lord of Chats''' is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network, who is known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills]], and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]] (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and [[butthurt|will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her]]. Bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]], specifically [[Biggie Smalls|Biggie]]. Recently he has been doxing himself [[Internet tough guy|so people will fight him]], so if you have the chance, go [[unrealistic expectations|beat his ass]] (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, he confirmed [[internet tough guy|he has an AK]]. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in [[The Great ED IRC War of 2013|#buttnerd]] and rapping in [[ED IRC|#ed]].
'''Bonzi_b''', also known as '''The Lord of Chats''' is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network, who is known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills]], and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]] (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and [[butthurt|will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her]]. Bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]], specifically [[Biggie Smalls|Biggie]]. Recently he has been doxing himself [[Internet tough guy|so people will fight him]], so if you have the chance, go [[unrealistic expectations|beat his ass]] (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, he confirmed [[internet tough guy|he has an AK]]. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in [[The Great ED IRC War of 2013|#buttnerd]] and rapping in [[ED IRC|#ed]].
[[File:bonzibung.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bonzi Buddy|An inspiration]].]]
 
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*strapped like an a-rab
*strapped like an a-rab
*yea
*yea
== Gallery ==
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;bonzi_b making a drug deal.


==Dox==
==Dox==
*Bonzi_b: 110 Monticello Avenue &bull; [[Guido|Jersey City]], NJ 07302
*Bonzi_b: 110 Monticello Avenue &bull; [[Guido|Jersey City]], NJ 07302
*His sister: 99 Monticello Avenue
*His sister: 99 Monticello Avenue
*His parents: 321 Garfield Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07305  
*His parents: 321 Garfield Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07305  
==See also==
==See also==


Revision as of 16:47, 11 January 2014

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An inspiration.

Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network, who is known for his amazing rapping skills, and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, he confirmed he has an AK. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed.

   
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<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics
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—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

A Sampling of Bonzi

   
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<bonzi_b> soup fags
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—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

   
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<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want
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—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

   
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<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA
  		„
  		 

—bonzi_b

   
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being a wigger
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<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day
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—bonzi_b, still being a wigger

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Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)

Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do.
  • I'm in a two seater
  • Two cups and two liter
  • Two bitches
  • No room
  • I need a new speaker
  • One of them hoes
  • Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
  • Now it's hard to hear the trebel
  • I got my cardigan disheveled
  • Utter my name
  • My white tee is torn
  • And all covered in stains
  • Straight out the gutter I just came
  • My older cousin's deranged
  • They locked him up in E's
  • He drove my mother insane
  • Now I'm a King
  • This is somethin' gangster
  • We do it like the mafia
  • I can't tell no secrets
  • I can't show you the codes
  • HM
  • You call me a C-Rab
  • That's your fuckin' head
  • You come around my pad uninvited
  • And you're fuckin' dead
  • I don't know you
  • But I fuckin' said
  • You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
  • HUH
  • Brand new clip
  • Brand new nine
  • Brand new bitch
  • Brand new ride
  • Brand new weed
  • Brand new high
  • I'm locked into the truth
  • Just to keep out the lies
  • see
  • What's in my success
  • Is my demise
  • And I'll probably never make it
  • But just know I tried
  • I just wanna make it through tonight
  • I hope everything will be alright
  • son
  • bust one
  • squeeze one
  • i do this for my shooters
  • and not 4 bammers out here
  • talkin tough behind computers :)
  • i just hit the club
  • and then i tell these bitches
  • choose up.
  • and u know my money long
  • there is no sense to get ur ruler
  • that dope money
  • that blow money
  • that blood money
  • that show money
  • that slow money
  • that 94
  • them small faces
  • that old money :)
  • that yellow ho
  • i trapped that
  • her hair long
  • and her ass fat
  • im GQ
  • ima class act :)
  • and i been thru it all
  • like a lab rat
  • Diamond in the back
  • woodgrain on the dash
  • and ur boy drive stock
  • candy rims on smash
  • 2 dope style
  • i dont ever say swag
  • bandana on my face
  • strapped like an a-rab
  • yea

Gallery

bonzi_b making a drug deal.

Dox

  • Bonzi_b: 110 Monticello Avenue • Jersey City, NJ 07302
  • His sister: 99 Monticello Avenue
  • His parents: 321 Garfield Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07305

See also

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