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==Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)==
==Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)==
[[File:Biggie-smalls.jpg|thumb|right|Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him [[RIP|getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do]].]]
[[File:Biggie-smalls.jpg|thumb|right|Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him [[RIP|getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do]].]]
*I'm in a two seater
 
*Two cups and two liter
===2 Seater===
*Two bitches
 
*No room
<Pre>
*I need a new speaker
I'm in a two seater
*One of them hoes
Two cups and two liter
*Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
Two bitches
*Now it's hard to hear the trebel
No room
*I got my cardigan disheveled
I need a new speaker
*Utter my name
One of them hoes
*My white tee is torn
Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
*And all covered in stains
Now it's hard to hear the trebel
*Straight out the gutter I just came
I got my cardigan disheveled
*My older cousin's deranged
Utter my name
*They locked him up in E's
My white tee is torn
*He drove my mother insane  
And all covered in stains
*Now I'm a King
Straight out the gutter I just came
-----------------------------
My older cousin's deranged
*This is somethin' gangster
They locked him up in E's
*We do it like the mafia
He drove my mother insane  
*I can't tell no secrets
Now I'm a King
*I can't show you the codes
</Pre>
*HM
 
*You call me a C-Rab
===Somethin' Gangster===
*That's your fuckin' head
 
*You come around my pad uninvited
<Pre>
*And you're fuckin' dead
This is somethin' gangster
*I don't know you
We do it like the mafia
*But I fuckin' said
I can't tell no secrets
*You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
I can't show you the codes
*HUH
HM
-----------------------------
You call me a C-Rab
*Brand new clip
That's your fuckin' head
*Brand new nine
You come around my pad uninvited
*Brand new bitch
And you're fuckin' dead
*Brand new ride
I don't know you
*Brand new weed
But I fuckin' said
*Brand new high
You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
-----------------------------
HUH
*I'm locked into the truth
</Pre>
*Just to keep out the lies
 
*see
===Brand New===
*What's in my success
 
*Is my demise
<Pre>
*And I'll probably never make it
Brand new clip
*But just know I tried
Brand new nine
*I just wanna make it through tonight
Brand new bitch
*I hope everything will be alright
Brand new ride
-----------------------------
Brand new weed
*son
Brand new high
*bust one
</Pre>
*squeeze one
 
*i do this for my shooters
===Locked in 2 The Truth===
*and not 4 bammers out here
 
*talkin tough behind computers :)
<Pre>
*i just hit the club
I'm locked into the truth
*and then i tell these bitches
Just to keep out the lies
*choose up.
see
*and u know my money long
What's in my success
*there is no sense to get ur ruler
Is my demise
*that dope money
And I'll probably never make it
*that blow money
But just know I tried
*that blood money
I just wanna make it through tonight
*that show money
I hope everything will be alright
*that slow money
</Pre>
*that 94
 
*them small faces
===4 My Shooters===
*that old money :)
<Pre>
*that yellow ho
son
*i trapped that
bust one
*her hair long
squeeze one
*and her ass fat
i do this for my shooters
*im GQ
and not 4 bammers out here
*ima class act :)
talkin tough behind computers :)
*and i been thru it all
i just hit the club
*like a lab rat
and then i tell these bitches
*Diamond in the back
choose up.
*woodgrain on the dash
and u know my money long
*and ur boy drive stock
there is no sense to get ur ruler
*candy rims on smash
that dope money
*2 dope style
that blow money
*i dont ever say swag
that blood money
*bandana on my face
that show money
*strapped like an a-rab
that slow money
*yea
that 94
them small faces
that old money :)
that yellow ho
i trapped that
her hair long
and her ass fat
im GQ
ima class act :)
and i been thru it all
like a lab rat
Diamond in the back
woodgrain on the dash
and ur boy drive stock
candy rims on smash
2 dope style
i dont ever say #swag
bandana on my face
strapped like an a-rab
yea
</pre>


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==

Revision as of 18:17, 11 January 2014

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An inspiration.

Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network, who is known for his amazing rapping skills, and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, he confirmed he has an AK. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed.

   
 
<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics
 

 
 

—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

A Sampling of Bonzi

   
 
<bonzi_b> soup fags
 

 
 

—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

   
 
<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want
 

 
 

—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

   
 
<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA
 

 
 

—bonzi_b

   
 
being a wigger
 

 
 

   
 
<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day
 

 
 

—bonzi_b, still being a wigger

Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)

Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do.

2 Seater

I'm in a two seater
Two cups and two liter
Two bitches
No room
I need a new speaker
One of them hoes
Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
Now it's hard to hear the trebel
I got my cardigan disheveled
Utter my name
My white tee is torn
And all covered in stains
Straight out the gutter I just came
My older cousin's deranged
They locked him up in E's
He drove my mother insane 
Now I'm a King

Somethin' Gangster

This is somethin' gangster
We do it like the mafia
I can't tell no secrets
I can't show you the codes
HM
You call me a C-Rab
That's your fuckin' head
You come around my pad uninvited
And you're fuckin' dead
I don't know you
But I fuckin' said
You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
HUH

Brand New

Brand new clip
Brand new nine
Brand new bitch
Brand new ride
Brand new weed
Brand new high

Locked in 2 The Truth

I'm locked into the truth
Just to keep out the lies
see
What's in my success
Is my demise
And I'll probably never make it
But just know I tried
I just wanna make it through tonight
I hope everything will be alright

4 My Shooters

son
bust one
squeeze one
i do this for my shooters
and not 4 bammers out here
talkin tough behind computers :)
i just hit the club
and then i tell these bitches
choose up.
and u know my money long
there is no sense to get ur ruler
that dope money
that blow money
that blood money
that show money
that slow money
that 94
them small faces
that old money :)
that yellow ho
i trapped that
her hair long
and her ass fat
im GQ
ima class act :)
and i been thru it all
like a lab rat
Diamond in the back
woodgrain on the dash
and ur boy drive stock
candy rims on smash
2 dope style
i dont ever say #swag
bandana on my face
strapped like an a-rab
yea

Gallery


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Dox

  • Bonzi_b: 110 Monticello Avenue • Jersey City, NJ 07302
  • His sister: 99 Monticello Avenue
  • His parents: 321 Garfield Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07305

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