John Bulla

John Steven Bulla is a 59 y.o. diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic who believes he is the only ordained minister of god. He claims to have the "holy priesthood", which allows him to cure major diseases such as AIDS and Cancer, wake beautiful women from the dead, and kill off demon men.

Background

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Early Internet Relations John Bulla was discovered hosting a tinychat room around 2009, where he preached information about his church The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. He was easily deceived with videos of "very beautiful adult white women" which consisted of porn stars, models, and celebrities such as Britney Spears. He soon moved to (what he calls) "Skype.com", where "beautiful adult white women" would flock to him. He often performed exorcisms of demons possessing ordinary people. During this time he would often show his junk on camera, but stopped later on due to an incident which involved a "demon" calling his mom on him, where she walked in on him during the act. Demons would also often "hack into" the computers of his girlfriends and spread his pictures. Later that year his tinychat was hacked into and obscenity was written into the description, and he became overwhelmed by the amount of demons pretending to be him. At this time, his mother would not let him on the website and he began to refer to the website as "of the devil". However, despite his efforts to stay away from demons, he continuously uses "Skype.com", a website in which he believes to be created and run by demons. He will also spend hours talking to demons VIA his cell phone.

Warner Brothers Initially John had a major distrust of Warner Brothers because he believed that they had created a movie featuring him, which he had not given permission to. He believed that Bill Waggoner was working with Warner Brothers, and that he was one of the major demons. However, in recent days he has made little mention to Warner Brothers as it seems he has made stronger enemies with different demons, who he believes are calling him directly from the depths of hell.

Hiatus from the internet Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet, and wasn't seen until late 2013.

Personal Life

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In his younger years, John was called by his middle name "Stephen" or "Steve". John suffered minor abuse and outing by his father, who in later years he claims to have "caused the death of his father by praying to god and wiping the dust off of his feet off at him". John graduated from High School and went on to receive an (obviously very outdated) degree in computers. During so, he has admitted to doing a lot of drugs (specifically hallucinogens such as LSD) which has been thought to have progressed the onset of his schizophrenia. During this time, his brother Art Bulla had introduced him to mormonism, in which he became very fond of and later became an elder. However, he soon discovered The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message and became very close with one of the elders, John. After John passed away, it appears that John Bulla got in a dispute with some of the members and left. He now claims that he is the only ordained minister of The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. This means he is the only person that can allow marriage, divorce, etc. Only he can baptize you into his "church" (which, currently, has not yet been built and includes no legitimate members).

Later on, John married a woman and had some type of an affair with his step daughter. There have been several different claims made about the incident: 1. His wife was a demon and so was the daughter. Since the wife wanted out of the relationship and was obviously fed up with his claims of holy priesthood, she made the daughter lie. 2. He had an affair with his step daughter, and once his wife found out she lied about the whole thing. 3. It didn't happen at all. However, 3 is clearly incorrect since John is still currently on the registered sex offender list of Florida and lives in a community for sexual predators. He also served 10 years in prison for the incident, in of which he was supposedly shanked in the stomach.

After John went on a hiatus, he moved in with his "very beautiful adult black girlfriend" Cherryelle. Like John, she had just been released from a mental institution and believed in his holy priesthood. However, their relationship was clearly very rocky, as observed by his posts on facebook. His posts shuffled from "I just got done fucking my very beautiful adult black girlfriend" to "me and my very adult black girlfriend have broken up and I am going to the bar to look for another woman" all the way back to "me and my very beautiful adult black girlfriend are back together and just had sex". She apparently smoked weed, stole money from his hands on several occasions, and made several claims that she was a man. When asked to describe the sex, John said that she would "never take off her panties" and would only suck his penis with a condom on. John's mother apparently did not approve of Cherryelle, alongside most of his friends who claimed she was a man. The relationship came to an end when John withdrew $60 from an ATM, only to have Cherryelle pull it out of his hands and put it in her pocket. John moved into the sex offender park, leaving Cherryelle at the apartment by herself, without any money for bills or electricity. He claims "she must have really suffered because it was a very hot summer and she did not have air conditioning". John has not spoken with 'her' since.

Family and Personal Relations As mentioned earlier, John's father was abusive and did not accept of his "priesthood". John now refers to his own father as a demon.

John seems to have a close relationship with his mother, as he lived with her until his late 50's and allowed her to control his internet and other privileges. She does not accept of his "priesthood" but does not shame it as much as his father. Demons have also gone out of their way to contact the mother and inform her of his internet usage, which she does not approve of.

Art Bulla, John's younger brother (who he refers to as a "crazy fat man with a beard"), as stated before is also very religious, however practices mormonism. He is not as extreme as John, but seems just as desperate for women. However, he is not a sex offender.