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Battlestation is glorified term used by gamers to describe a desktop computer setup while simultaneously boosting their egos. | Battlestation is glorified term used by gamers to describe a desktop computer setup while simultaneously boosting their egos. | ||
These members of the PC master race look down on console peasants, losers who play games on an Xbox, Play Station or Wii because they are pathetic and can't afford a kickass system. | These members of the PC master race look down on console peasants, losers who play games on an Xbox, Play Station or Wii because they are pathetic and can't afford a kickass system. | ||
{{quote|Let me win, please!|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnZvrjv1_JI LOL]}} | |||
== Minimum requirement == | |||
The minimum requirement for bragging rights include an expensive chair, the best tower money can but with lots of RAM and a graphics card that roars, a high-quality keyboard and at least two gigantic displays. | The minimum requirement for bragging rights include an expensive chair, the best tower money can but with lots of RAM and a graphics card that roars, a high-quality keyboard and at least two gigantic displays. | ||
Anything less and a person best not bother sharing a picture of their wimpy setup, that an laptops are not a part of a battlestation, failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of death by public hanging, newb. | Anything less and a person best not bother sharing a picture of their wimpy setup, that an laptops are not a part of a battlestation, failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of death by public hanging, newb. | ||
A man's battlestation is much like his house, the bigger the battlestation, the smaller his...nevermind, | == PC master race == | ||
A man's battlestation is much like his house, the bigger the battlestation, the smaller his...nevermind, members of the PC master race will be hated by jealous console peasants who are stuck using crappy controllers. | |||
Even amongst the giants, the only determining factor of which beast is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, there is no consensus about platforms or brands, except that Mac users can GTFO. | Even amongst the giants, the only determining factor of which beast is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, there is no consensus about platforms or brands, except that Mac users can GTFO. | ||
One must also take a stand on what's most important, a really awesome keyboard or display? | One must also take a stand on what's most important, a really awesome keyboard or display? | ||
And be able to defend that position against all those who dare question it. | And be able to defend that position against all those who dare question it. | ||
So if you're ready to smack everyone else around in Call of Duty, then it's time to get the best battlestation known to mankind. | So if you're ready to smack everyone else around in Call of Duty, then it's time to get the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for a RL [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|high score]]? | ||
== Quotes == | |||
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|now you are just pissing me off. that pc you build for 800 not 500 you dipshit, will look as good as a ps4 for a couple years then will get a virus and will be fucked up, nah fuck that|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}5gVczA86ebE SuperDosel] | |||
|LMAO!!!! this guy has a wall hack!!!|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}MnZvrjv1_JI LOL] | |||
}} | |||
== YouTube == | |||
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|<center><youtube>MnZvrjv1_JI</youtube> | |||
;XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>5gVczA86ebE</youtube> | |||
;Ultimate Gaming Setup 2013 Fully Operational Battlestation</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>Tl5utGhzAqk</youtube> | |||
;My Current Battlestation</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>YENAj5l24LQ</youtube> | |||
;Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013 </center> | |||
}} | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
{{ | {{ud|PC_Master_Race|PC Master Race}}<br /> | ||
{{ | {{ud|Battlestation}} | ||
{{reddit|battlestations}}<br /> | |||
{{reddit|AskBattlestations}}<br /> | |||
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1hhuh9/battle_station_thread_on_b/ Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)] | |||
*http://4chandata.org/g/Battlestation-thread--a67702 | |||
*http://www.ratemybattlestation.com/ | *http://www.ratemybattlestation.com/ | ||
*[http://www.imgur.com/a/8IrJ4 Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)] | *[http://www.imgur.com/a/8IrJ4 Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)] | ||
Revision as of 14:53, 14 January 2014
Battlestation is glorified term used by gamers to describe a desktop computer setup while simultaneously boosting their egos. These members of the PC master race look down on console peasants, losers who play games on an Xbox, Play Station or Wii because they are pathetic and can't afford a kickass system.
Minimum requirement
The minimum requirement for bragging rights include an expensive chair, the best tower money can but with lots of RAM and a graphics card that roars, a high-quality keyboard and at least two gigantic displays. Anything less and a person best not bother sharing a picture of their wimpy setup, that an laptops are not a part of a battlestation, failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of death by public hanging, newb.
PC master race
A man's battlestation is much like his house, the bigger the battlestation, the smaller his...nevermind, members of the PC master race will be hated by jealous console peasants who are stuck using crappy controllers. Even amongst the giants, the only determining factor of which beast is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, there is no consensus about platforms or brands, except that Mac users can GTFO. One must also take a stand on what's most important, a really awesome keyboard or display? And be able to defend that position against all those who dare question it.
So if you're ready to smack everyone else around in Call of Duty, then it's time to get the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for a RL high score?
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