JewWario

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Before he decided to off himself

JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical^✡) was a contributor at TGWTG. Friday the 24th of January 2014 he decided he had enough of shitty candy, and decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself. This has upset many of the TGWTG fanboys, except they can't tell anything about what this faggot has done besides being in the circlejerk known as Kickassia.

	“	I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.	„
	—The Wife, https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068

Faked The Suicide

Like any other shitty TGWTG faggots, he of course can't make a single dime on ads, as nobody watches his boring videos. So he has to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. Giving that he couldn't get a regular job, because that would require actual working, and not jerking off to manga in front of a camera, this was out of the question. Then what do you do? You already went the Kickstarter way, so that might be too risky. So the only other option was to fake a suicide, so that the braindead followers of TGWTG would pay thousand of dollars for "Justin's Family". All these money won't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy habits of buying shitty products he doesn't need. The plan worked well so far until his wife realized now that the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from keeping him in the basement.

Leaving TGWTG

Because of his many psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emo​tions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and his cock sucking brother Rob. Therefore he parted ways with the retards, and never looked back. Except when he looked back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.
Both parties claimed that the break was peaceful, but this was of course far from true. The truth was that TGWTG found out that Justin was nothing but a plagiarist without a single original idea of his own, and decided to kick the boring faggot out of their elite crew, so they wouldn't have to deal with his low view count, as nobody was interested in watching this blandness.

Kamen Rider

This is what you spent $10000 for.

This retard is known to love kamen rider, a power rangers rip-off in japan. He loves it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called FamiKamen Rider(a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10000 in the end.

His $10000 project was nothing but a mess with shitty effects and acting, much like his videos. Some might wonder why people would actually gave this Jew any fucking money, let alone $10000, but just remember that all his fans are sad lonely basement-dwellers, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.

Obituary videos

Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only half of their ass.

If you start flaming comments and calling him names like Hitler (which I have seen) you will be blocked

Notable videos

The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.

I hope you choke on it.. Oh wait you are already dead

Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin

Gallery

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  He employed his own exit strategy
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  A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting
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  No wonder he shot himself with a wife looking like this
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  Mother is so sad :D :D :D ‎

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  MLP fan. Surprised?
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  Love and marriage
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  A simulation of the wife finally doing the right thing
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  Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act

See Also

• Jews
• TGWTG
• Penn and Teller

External Links

•  His alive Facebook Dead, just like Justin.
•  The wife
• A newsstory about his fortunate death
• More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket
• A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran