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Neknominate, also goes by the names Neck and Nominate, Neknomination or Neck Nomination is a online drinking game where the main participants are 16 year old white girls and guys trying to look cool and impress their white trash friends. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, you can often hear their friends giggling in the videos and cheering them on. The game originated from Australia, like every other stupid fucking thing has. Neknomination also gives them a reason to drink on weekdays, which is a sign of alcoholism.

A unconscious 19 year old Keiren Hunter and after doing the Neknomination.

Isaac Richardson, a man with less IQ than a 9 year old Somalian girl.

A GOTIS infected girl doing her own version of Neknomination.

Rules

The rules of Neknomination are simple enough for these retarded and useless waste of human flesh to understand.

1. The drink must be alcoholic.
2. The drink must be drunk in one gulp.
3. You must upload the video to the internets, preferably Facebook so your parents can see the angel they raised.
4. You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for you to kill yourself with it.

Taking It To The Next Level

After seeing people receiving attention on their Neknomination videos, some of the people retarded enough to participate in Neknomination got the brilliant idea to switch it up a bit and take it to the next level so they could get even more attention. This has resulted in numerous deaths, which has caused the media in several countries to warn about the game. Being retarded, none of them has stopped with nominating each other, and it has continued.

	“	“He told me other people were putting Listerine and toothpaste into their drinks but he said he just wanted to mix loads of alcohol and down it.	„
	—Friend of Isaac Richardson

	“	“Stupid, irresponsible, alcohol-obsessed, consequence-blind young people with the selfishness of Kim Jong Un and the wisdom of Helen Flanagan.	„
	—Mother to Keiren Hunter