Gone Home

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

THIS IS NOT A GAME

Gone Home going full indie

Gone Home is a full-on architectural simulator, where you control Kaitlin Greenbriar who will unravel the uninteresting history of her lesbian sister who decided to bail on her military duty in order to scissor with her dykefriend. You can also learn about how her parents don't love each other anymore, and you will get to experience a lot of 90's references. It is almost like being in the 90's.

"Game"play

You wander around an empty house, where your family has spread clues about their whereabouts all around the house, because that is something that a family would do, before abandoning the house. You will have to find clues and keys before the next door can be opened, because why would a key fit all doors?
There is no way to fail at this game. At all. The only challenge this game has is staying awake. The game is linear as fuck. The game can be completed in less than 90 seconds, which is 90 seconds more than you should play this shit. Of course white knights and LGBT communities defend this horrible attempt at a game, as being a game, despite there is no difference from this and Google Maps with some lesbian fanfiction thrown into it.

Reception

Retards wanting to appeal to all SJW praise this shit as being edgy, for having a lesbian character. Nobody else gives a flying fuck, and just sees this as a broken mess of shitty art thrown together with lesbian fiction.

A actual review of this shit. Longer than the actual game, and more interactive.

Even Steam gets this game is nothing but a walking simulator.

Penny Arcade and Dickwolves

The retards behind Gone Home, known as The Fullbright Company, got invited to PAX (Penny Arcade eXpo) where they should present their abortion. But someone at Penny Arcade had previously drawn Dickwolves. This of course made Fullbright scared as dickwolves of course only mean rape, as penis is rape.

	“	We are a four-person team. Two of us are women and one of us is gay. Gone Home deals in part with LGBT issues. This stuff is important to us, on a lot of different levels. And Penny Arcade is not an entity that we feel welcomed by or comfortable operating alongside.	„
	—Retards

Gallery

Keep in mind that only one of them is gay. That facial expression. Wikipedia uses "reliable research" policies to remove any criticism of the game. Imagine that.

See also

• Fez
• Lesbian

External links

• http://www.gonehomegame.com

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