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Revision as of 23:24, 22 February 2014
"ForeverKailyn" Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes (or KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn and other associated names) is a 23-year-old self-proclaimed YouTube Beauty Guru, Socialite and Makeup Artist from Bowie, Maryland.
To the rest of the world, she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals.
In addition to being "home-schooled" and heavily sheltered by her enabling mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills, reading ability and lack of common sense say otherwise.
As of February 2014, Kailyn has been in hibernation, hiding from the blow-up over her most recent scandal.
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Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations
Kailyn started out on YouTube in 2007, during the glory days of the YouTube beauty community. With a twinkle in her MAC-decorated eye, she appeared with her beautiful mullet cut and first face routine video.
Scandalous Kai
Kailyn is known for her many scandals, averaging at least one big one a year. When Kailyn gets caught, she rage-deletes her social media accounts, YouTube channels...only to come crawling back a few months later. Kailyn's moment in the sun came about when she was featured on "Willam's Beatdown: Episode 9". It is a parody show that makes fun of certain beauty gurus. Willam made fun of Kai's teeth, hair, potato shaped head, and her hair stylist mother.
Promiscuity
Naked photos were leaked when Kai sold her cellphone in 2008, having forgotten to delete the explicit photos before sending it to the buyer. The infamous 'shampoo bottle' picture was seen by many (a travel sized shampoo bottle placed in her vagina - one only wonders why it was in there and not on a shelf in the hair shanty) but is no longer to be found on the web as Kai was underage at the time. Several nudes do still exist and are available for viewing.
Camwhoring
From what was discovered, Kailyn had created a myfreecams account under the username "girlybrunette". This was her source of income for god knows how long, until she was discovered and freaked out, frantically asking her then viewers for help on closing her account.
She also cammed with users on MSN, at one point flashing her tatas, then non-chalantly sticking her fork into a chicken pot pie that was sitting on her computer desk.
Cheating on Her Boyfriend
(her OKCupid account, looking for girls on Craigslist)
Jobless
Kailyn took a 40 hour makeup course in 2008, earning her a license of Makeup Artist. What was intended as an intro course to further education has become the entire foundation of her makeup abilities.
When asked about her income, Kai has claimed to sell Scentsy and Avon, as well as having worked as a shampoo girl in a salon. She now claims to get her money from YouTube ad revenue, birthday money and Christmas money.
(more about Kailyn's job search here, as well as becoming a stay at home mother forever because we ruined her on Google)
Pink Wednesday
Kailyn is greedy and dishonest, and often contacts companies, promising a half-assed review in exchange for free shit. A new company called Pink Wednesday (a play on a quote from the "Mean Girls" movie), contacted Kailyn asking her to review their products. She made a video review, claiming to have been using the products for a few weeks and that she "laaaaahved" them all, but it was fairly obvious she had never even touched them due to the amount of product still left. See below.
Her viewers told her that they thought someone was playing a prank on her. Kailyn then promptly deleted the review, and made a butthurt video response, asking "why are people so mean, wahwahwah etc."
Weight Gain
Kailyn (or more affectionately known as "Gorilla") has been on the steady rise of gaining weight for years. She eats like absolute garbage and sits on the couch watching her soap operas and screaming at her mom to bring her more food all day. She is particularly fond of ranch, cucumbers with salt and sugary treats. [1] See imgur album for details.
Police Record
(Please use "A." as the name for the victim, and black out the rest of her name on screencaps.)
In October 2013, Kailyn and her "hubby" Matt allegedly raped their friend, A. This issue was brought to light by someone who went undercover and messaged Kailyn on Facebook. Kailyn brought up the alleged rape, saying that A was "too drunk to chew her food". As if that's an excuse for rape. This incident was confirmed by Bowie police reports that confirmed there was indeed a call for rape on Kailyn's street. The incident was again confirmed when Mama Wilcher--I mean, Kailyn, wrote a tell-all Facebook status saying it was a "misunderstanding". After receiving flack from those intelligent enough to see through her lies, she decided it was time again to drop off the Internet. She deleted Facebook, Instagram and both her YouTube accounts on February 21, 2014. A sad day for no one.
Relationships
Family
Kailyn was born to Lisa Wilcher (previously Lisa Sokoloski, also known as Mama Wheelchair) and Richard Wilcher. Her parents are separated but not divorced. Kai claims they are still friends. Papa Wilcher is a qualified electrician working a government job and sends money to support Kailyn and her mother.
Lisa runs a hair salon in her basement called 'Lisas Hair Shanty' and "works" two days a week. She and Kai live a stress-free, job-free life subsidized by Papa Wilcher. While Kailyn says that she and her mother are close, like "best friends", this just seems to mean that her mother pays for everything, watches TV with her, washes her hair, heats up sweet and sour canned chicken in the microwave for her, gives her rides to go shopping, and occasionally ghostwrites for Kai to get her out of trouble. They eat their food off paper plates and use plastic cups as they are too lazy to wash dishes.
Kailyn's extended family include Dorothy Sokoloski, her grandmother who lives on the street next to the Wilcher's residence. Her grandfather, Stephen R Sokoloski, passed away in 2007. Her uncle, Stephen E Sokoloski, is blamed for giving Kailyn acne. She also has a younger cousin.
Friends
Besides superficial friendships with fellow makeup hoarders, Kai has mentioned only a handful of real life friends by name, most of whom she claims have turned on her.
(party video of her being awkward)
David (Boyfriend of 5 years)
David, aka "Davit" was Kai's first serious boyfriend. He was a guy who liked to party and do recreational drugs. According to Kailyn, he was an asshole, but that might have something to do with her going behind his back, camming and flirting with other guys. Their relationship lasted for 5 years (2006-2011). Throughout their partnership, they experienced many "highs" and lows. Kaivit frequently smoked weed and drank alcohol together, with many pictures surfacing to prove this. Davit had a circle of friends and would often bring Kai along, leaving her to stand awkwardly in a corner by herself as she longingly watched him stuff his face with pizza.
Davit has told of the time Kailyn and himself had a threesome with a guy named "Hot Dave". Davit was pissed because Kailyn passionately kissed Hot Dave, something she had never done to him before.
Kailyn fell pregnant to Davit when she was around 16-17, and Mama Wilcher subsequently forced her to have an abortion.
After their break-up in 2011, Kailyn made a video, detailing the relationship and talking shit on Davit, saying he made her do all the things mentioned above. Davit made a rebuttal video response, saying she was manipulative and a liar, and that she did everything on her own free will.
Maureen
Mooreen (Maureen Elizabeth Lewis) first became known after Kailyn and Matt began dating. Maureen alleged her and Matt had been dating for several months and had plans to settle down. It was soon revealed that Maureen had only been on two dates with Matt, and that he had stopped talking to her over a month before he met Kailyn as he thought she was a freak. Maureen went psycho and started harassing Kailyn for many weeks. Eventually she found another fat lump to date - known as Keef - and has not really been on the scene since. It is best to avoid her as she is pretty cray cray.
Matt (Husband)
Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. He was still having sexual relations with Maureen at this point (Maureen sent screen shots of his texts to prove it). Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." Having found true love, the two were engaged 3 months later and planned to be married at least a year later. Good idea, since they barely knew each other. But wedding bells rang on April 13, 2012, just months after the engagement. Kailyn and Matt were married at the courthouse, without any family or friends to witness the occasion. Kailyn wore a cheap dress, plastic tiara and shoes she got for less than $40 whilst Matt wore a plain white shirt with black trousers.
Matt works part-time at Walmart and has been saving up money to get an apartment with Kai. It might take another few years, but it's certain to happen some day.
Married Life
Kai continues to live with her mother in Bowie whilst Matt lives with his parents and sister in Leonardtown. He does his duty and drives down to see Kai once a month for his conjugal visit, treats her to Red Robin, and she stays over at his parents' place for a few days before he dumps her back at her mom's shanty.
In late 2013, Kailyn realized that it's not normal for a married couple to live over an hour apart because it shows how little they actually care about each other. She has since been pretending that Matt has moved in with her, despite the fact that his clothes, games, or presence have yet to be seen in any pictures or videos. The geo-tag scandal involved Kailyn posting pictures on Instagram whilst claiming to be at the Wilcher's residence with her hubby, yet it was found her pictures were tagged with the location being at Matt's parents house. Despite being called out on this, she carried on claiming her and Matt lived together, but not before turning off the geo-tag function ;)
Kai plans to take Matt's name...one day. Until then, she usually goes by "Kailyn Wilcher", or "Kailyn Marie Hughes" when she's feeling particularly married.
Pregnancy
Kailyn has had both a miscarriage and an abortion. The abortion was several years ago when still with her ex Davit. Davit revealed that Mama Wilcher paid for her to have an abortion. She then had another miscarriage in March 2013 (she went on hiatus during that month, her miscarriage was only discovered several months later) when with Matt, and told people on KiK the gory details of how it hurt and bled for ages, with blood leaking onto the floor when she changed her panties.
Despite voicing countless times that she would be waiting until her late 20s to have children, Kailyn finally got pregnant in late 2013 after a supposed 'seven months of trying'. Since the beginning she stated she wanted a girl and clearly dreaded the possibility of having a boy. She has begged for gifts throughout the pregnancy and set up a registry on the ToysRUs website, asking her subscribers to buy her things from it. Despite babies being expensive, Kailyn preferred to spend thousands of dollars on expensive makeup and clothes instead of buying things for her child. She claimed to be having two baby showers - one held by her mom and the other by the church her and Matt attend. It was revealed she lied about the church hosting a baby shower for her.
Gallery of Horror
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You can never trust that she's telling the truth. -
After 7 years of doing beauty videos, she's perfected her on-screen application technique. -
Obviously she knows what she's talking about. -
Kailyn and her hubby Matt.
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Lookin' for her next man. -
A whale in its natural habitat.
Social Accounts
Her Facebook
Her Instagram
Beauty YouTube Channel Privated- Vlog YouTube Channel Privated
Her Tumblr
Her Pinterest
Her websiteDeleted
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