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Now that [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=54698 Miriam Weeks] has become the most famous Duke University skank since [[Crystal Gail Mangum]], we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe [[sluts]] thinking about doing [[porn]] over Xmas break. Here are some lessons [http://www.reddit.com/r/duke/comments/1yjw1y/im_the_duke_university_freshman_pornstar_and_for/ Miriam Weeks] really shoulda followed...
Now that [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=54698 Miriam Weeks] has become the most famous Duke University skank since [[Crystal Gail Mangum]], we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe [[sluts]] thinking about doing [[porn]] over Xmas break. Here are some lessons [http://www.reddit.com/r/duke/comments/1yjw1y/im_the_duke_university_freshman_pornstar_and_for/ Miriam Weeks] really shoulda followed...
==Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Miriam Weeks==
===Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits===
So [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2501039&mc=2&forum_id=2 Miriam Weeks] thought she had the perfect plan: choose a pseudonym ([http://twitter.com/belle_knox Belle Knox]), guzzle some jizz on-camera over Winter Break, get paid, and return! What could possibly go wrong?
Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2501039&mc=2&forum_id=2 Miriam Weeks]:
[[Image:MiriamWeeks3.jpg|center]]
Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize '''HER'''!
So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewforum.php?f=102 Duke Board at CollegiateACB] were quick on the draw:
[[Image:MiriamWeeksDuke.jpg|center]]
(BTW, googling the quote leads to this [http://sites.duke.edu/develledish/2013/10/24/just-say-no-to-rape/ Miriam Weeks blogpoast] decrying, lol, [[rape]]!)
Needless to say, this lead to [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2501990&mc=1&forum_id=2 Miriam Weeks] being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:
===Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media===
This should be OBVIOUS (if not, just google [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect Streisand Effect]). But apparently [http://www.f2bb.com/bbs/show_topic/951603 Miriam Weeks]' regular ingestion of cum interfered with her thinking...
As a result, Miriam thought she could whine like a [[butthurt]] [[bitch]] to the media...
*[http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words] (lol, [http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star Miriam Weeks])
*[http://www.dukechronicle.com/articles/2014/02/14/portrait-porn-star Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego] (lol [http://www.dukechronicle.com/articles/2014/02/14/portrait-porn-star Miriam Weeks])
...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this!
===Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina===
It remains to be seen if [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2501831&mc=12&forum_id=2 Miriam Weeks] follows this last bit of advice, but it's prolly too late anyway. But [Miriam Weeks] has a PLAN!
{{quote|I hope to major in Women Studies and Sociology, and someday be a lawyer! I am a member of Duke's Moot Court, Duke Human Rights Student Advisory Board, and on the Executive Board of Duke Second Languages in Action. In my free time I enjoy sleeping, eating Milanos, and perusing Netflix.|[http://f2bbs.com/bbs/show_topic/951603/2 Miriam Weeks]}}
From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop!


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