AdrenalineOn

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The man himself.

AdrenalineOn (aka Adren) is an aboriginal transsexual autist who also happens to be the moderator of the /pol/andcraft Minecraft server originally created to distract summerfags from the 4chan board, /pol/. Known for being possibly the worst Minecraft administrator in existence, Adren's hobbies include lying about being aryan on the internet, dyeing his hair blonde to hide his aboriginal features, coming up with ridiculous conspiracy theories about nazi UFOs, sucking jew cock, and jacking off into a Pinkie Pie plush toy. When he is not busy doing these things, he is usually huffing petrol and proceeding to go on a power-trip on his Minecraft server by banning any player who refuses to suck his dick. Due to severe butthurt caused by autism, Adren will b& anyone who challenges his views or attempts to have fun on his server. If you attempt to call him out on his bullshit or point out that the Nazis could not have created a UFO entirely unaffected by air resistance due to violation of the laws of physics he will fly into an autismal rage and you will invariably get b&.

Despite claiming to be of pure German ancestry, Adren is at least 90% aboriginal due to the fact that all individuals living in Australia for over three generations possess the H34-K1383 gene causing them to lose their white European characteristics and develop a more abbo-like appearance and mental functionality. By eight generations the transformation is complete and individuals begin to exhibit the traits displayed by the natives such as intelligence levels and appearance, even showing preferences for their housing styles. He is also part mongoloid due to the fact that Germany was raped by slavs at the end of WWII. His lack of intellect can further be attributed to the fact that the chemicals found in blonde hair dye such as Dihydro-nitrogen peroxide result in a lowering of IQ by at least fifty-points according to several peer reviewed university studies. This is undisputed fact.

How to Troll Adren

The best way to evoke Adren's nerd rage is to disprove his conspiracy theories regarding Nazis and UFOs. This can be done by pointing out the fact that the existence of Nazi disc-shaped craft has been disproven many times, the rumour was even denied by Adolf Hitler himself who labelled those who believed in it "Gullible Jewish puppets who in no way represent the interests of our National Socialist nation." Other ways of trolling include pointing out the fact that he is an abbo and asking why the Nazis lost if they were so fucking superior. If they had UFOs and still lost doesn't that make it even more embarrassing? Also, mention air resistance for maximum lulz. When trolling Adren on his server at least 7 proxies are recommended to avoid the risk being raped by a banhammer.

How to Contact Adren

Adren, whose real name is Jake Hocking, lives in Adelaide, Australia, and can be contacted through his Skype, or playing a didgeridoo loudly into the heavens. His Skype is studs.ramrod. Feel free to add him, call him a white trash cunt, and ask him for shekels.

See also

• Minecraft
• Abbo
• Autism
• Internet Tough Guy
• Nerd Rage
• Australia
• DDoS
• Skiddie

External links

• polandcraft.beastnode.net

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