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"''what can i say? chicks dig chocolate'' - Lady X
"''what can i say? chicks dig chocolate'' - Lady X
"''Wait! i haven't shown you my secret ingredient''" - Lady X
"''I could just kill you, that would be fun! more fun than a spanking!''" - the gay nazi Tim Curry wannabe
"''Care to join me in a warm rinse?''" - Lady X
"''I'm not that dirty''" - Dex's response
"''I will scrub your bubbles, Dex''" - Lady X
"''lady x digs my sweet flavor and oh so sweet bod''" - Dan




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{{quote|I actually worked on this movie for a bit. It was one of my first jobs in the industry and let me tell you, if you think it was a train wreck viewing, you should have seen how terrible it was to work on it. The sad truth is there were plenty of talented people working there. many of those people moved on to major studios in both film, TV and games. The bottom line is the director, Larry Kasanoff is a talent-less, classless scumbag that should be banned from Hollywood until the end of time. All of the inappropriate innuendos are a direct product of his "creative hand". I cannot tell you how many times this moron derailed production with his brainless input. It literally has cost the studio millions of dollars. They eventually stepped in and removed him from the project. Unfortunately, that was a decade and millions of dollars late. I am so ashamed of this movie that I have completely left working there off of my resume. On behalf of the many artists that have had the dubious distinction of working on this dumpster fire, I apologize to all of humanity for our part in this.|Anonymous|maxWidth=1000px}}
{{quote|I actually worked on this movie for a bit. It was one of my first jobs in the industry and let me tell you, if you think it was a train wreck viewing, you should have seen how terrible it was to work on it. The sad truth is there were plenty of talented people working there. many of those people moved on to major studios in both film, TV and games. The bottom line is the director, Larry Kasanoff is a talent-less, classless scumbag that should be banned from Hollywood until the end of time. All of the inappropriate innuendos are a direct product of his "creative hand". I cannot tell you how many times this moron derailed production with his brainless input. It literally has cost the studio millions of dollars. They eventually stepped in and removed him from the project. Unfortunately, that was a decade and millions of dollars late. I am so ashamed of this movie that I have completely left working there off of my resume. On behalf of the many artists that have had the dubious distinction of working on this dumpster fire, I apologize to all of humanity for our part in this.|Anonymous|maxWidth=1000px}}


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Revision as of 20:20, 7 April 2014

FoodFight! aka The Room of animated movies (comparing this to The Room is a huge insult to Tommy Wiseau) is the world's longest Playstation 1 cutscene that is looks like it was animated by Chernobyl Victims.

"Plot" Summary

The movie(if you can call it that) is pretty much Casablanca with a bunch of Dreamwork's rejects.

  • Budget: $65,000,000
  • Box Office: $73,000




Facts about this Abomination

The following is a list of true facts about FoodFight!

  • It cost $65 million to make
  • Was released in 2012 and has animation that looks like it was from 1999.
  • In December 2002, while the film was still in development, the hard drives holding the animation were stolen. The filmmakers had to start over. ...YYYYEEEAAA....SUUURRREEEE
  • The title on the DVD has pictures of Charlie the Tuna, Twinkie the Kid, that Pickle Bird, and Miss Butterworth in the middle so it looks like they are the main characters when really they are barely in the movie, tricking people into thinking the movie is about them and therefore interesting.
  • This movie is 45% food puns, 45% sexual innuendos, 10% Brand Slogans, and 100% shit.
  • It cost $65 million to make
  • The movie has a 3.3 score on IMDB...which is far too generous.
  • In 2004, the company that made this movie said they planned to be the biggest rival to Pixar. We can see how well that turned out.
  • Director Larry Kasanoff was boated from the film near the end of production.
  • Charlie Sheen's cocaine addicted was because of this movie.
  • It cost $65 million dollars to make.

Quotes from the movie

the following are quotes from this "family-friendly" movie

"Chip faced" - Dex after a pirate passes out drunk

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU" - A repeated line that we all know is perfectly acceptable for kids movies

"It warms my heart how you love my raisins" - Hilary Duff's character...who is 15.

"Lady X wants to go home and play lick the frosting" - Daredevil Dan

"Oh mamacita, yo sweetcakes, nice packaging! how about some chocolate frosting? I'd like to butter your muffin - Daredevil Dan

"You got something to say? Candy Arse? - some potato pirate guy

"Yea saltlick, you can kiss my additives - Dan's response

"c'mon baby, Dan's your man, melts in your mouth, not in your hand - Dan

"what can i say? chicks dig chocolate - Lady X

"Wait! i haven't shown you my secret ingredient" - Lady X

"I could just kill you, that would be fun! more fun than a spanking!" - the gay nazi Tim Curry wannabe

"Care to join me in a warm rinse?" - Lady X

"I'm not that dirty" - Dex's response

"I will scrub your bubbles, Dex" - Lady X

"lady x digs my sweet flavor and oh so sweet bod" - Dan




   
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FOODFIGHT! is a sick and pathetic effort to take advantage of young children for monetary gain. It raises the commercial assault on children to a new level of brazenness. Some people will stoop to any level to make a buck, and sadly, FOODFIGHT! is an example.
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—Gary Ruskin, Commercial Alert


   
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"...the grotesque ugliness of the animation alone would be a deal-breaker even if the film weren’t also glaringly inappropriate in its sexuality, nightmare-inducing in its animation, and filled with Nazi overtones and iconography even more egregiously unfit for children than the script’s wall-to-wall gauntlet of crude double entendres and weird intimations of interspecies sex.
  		„
  		 

—The AV Club


   
“ 		 
I actually worked on this movie for a bit. It was one of my first jobs in the industry and let me tell you, if you think it was a train wreck viewing, you should have seen how terrible it was to work on it. The sad truth is there were plenty of talented people working there. many of those people moved on to major studios in both film, TV and games. The bottom line is the director, Larry Kasanoff is a talent-less, classless scumbag that should be banned from Hollywood until the end of time. All of the inappropriate innuendos are a direct product of his "creative hand". I cannot tell you how many times this moron derailed production with his brainless input. It literally has cost the studio millions of dollars. They eventually stepped in and removed him from the project. Unfortunately, that was a decade and millions of dollars late. I am so ashamed of this movie that I have completely left working there off of my resume. On behalf of the many artists that have had the dubious distinction of working on this dumpster fire, I apologize to all of humanity for our part in this.
  		„
  		 

—Anonymous

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videos


A fair review of this mess

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External Links

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