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{{squote|The best thing a human invented since the fire.|pablolopezcr''}}
{{squote|The best thing a human invented since the fire.|pablolopezcr''}}
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|align=center| [[Image:Before_adblock.jpg|thumb|Before. Over [[9000]] Ads from random fucktard admins.]]
| <font size=7>≠</font>
|align=center| [[Image:After_adblock.jpg|thumb|After. All shit is gone, except the ED page.]]
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'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] addon made by [[god]] himself to prevent us from a new way which the [[jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[lie|blocks every]] popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!
'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] addon made by [[god]] himself to prevent us from a new way which the [[jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[lie|blocks every]] popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!


The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes [[9/11|got away]] with too much already.
The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes [[9/11|got away]] with too much already.
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|align=center| [[File:AdBlock before.jpeg|thumb|A wall of text, pics and vidya on some awesome [[science]] shit.]]
| <font size=7>≠</font>
|align=center| [[File:AdBlock After.jpeg|thumb|Science: something [[Americunts]] don't care about. It was prolly [[tl;dr]] anyway.]]
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== How to use ==
== How to use ==
[[File:Images_adblocked.png|thumb|AdBlock also blocks random pictures on ED]]
:1) First uninstall this [[Internet Explorer|piece of microsoft garbage]].
:1) First uninstall this [[Internet Explorer|piece of microsoft garbage]].
:2) Download and install one of these [[Fact|much better]] browsers:
:2) Download and install one of these [[Fact|much better]] browsers:
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:* <strike>Safari</strike> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
:* <strike>Safari</strike> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
:* Chrome
:* Chrome
:* <s>[[Opera]]</s> Has a built-in AdBlock.
:3) Download AdBlock Plus.
:3) Download AdBlock Plus.
:* Click [https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/1865/ here]for Firefox.  
:* Click [https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/1865/ here]for Firefox.  
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*http://adblockplus.org
*http://adblockplus.org
*[http://winhelp2002.mvps.org/hosts.htm Or just block ads in the host file. Way smarter]




[[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Softwarez]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Softwarez]]

Revision as of 04:54, 23 April 2014

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About AdBlock Plus

 
“ 		 
The best thing a human invented since the fire.
  		„
 

—pablolopezcr

AdBlock Plus is a Firefox, Safari and Chrome addon made by god himself to prevent us from a new way which the jews wanted to make moar money, also called advertising. It blocks every popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks simple downloads or pictures and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES! It even pwns ED's own sitenotice!

The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the jews, they just want to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on the page.They try to counter Adblock with simple banners like "You are using addblock, you dont make moar money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA". DO NOT show mercy! These filthy kikes got away with too much already.

How to use

1) First uninstall this piece of microsoft garbage.
2) Download and install one of these much better browsers:
3) Download AdBlock Plus.
  • Click herefor Firefox.
  • Click here for Safari and Chrome
4) DO IT FAGGOT!

You never went to school and so never learned how to read and write? Gud thing we have youtube.

A explanation how to install Adblock from a britfag who cant fucking spell "install".

Doing it wrong

YouTube users

50 idiots who dont know about Adblock.


NOTE: YOU can help by adding more idiots!

Doing it right

Maybe you are the lucky number 100.000.000, well.... u wont.

What do eCelebs think about AdBlock?

DarksydePhil



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