Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head is a poorly-drawn cartoon that was on MTV back when it actually played a mix of decent and shitty music instead of featuring 16-year-old cumdumpsters having babies with rapists.

Beavis and Butt-head.

The show was created by some douchebag redneck named Mike Judge, the creator of beloved classics like The Propane and Propane Accessories Show and... that's pretty much it. The program is mainly designed for the RADICAL SK8R DUDEZ BRAH and teenagers who think masturbation is considered an actual hobby for their resume at McDonalds. MTV ran this classic 90's memento longer than it played actual music videos.

Beavis and Butt-head spawned it's own movie which was outgrossed by a sinking ship with an Oscar snub and later forgotten in the box of old Richard Simmons VHS tapes. The animation was shitty at the time it was shown, but teenagers thought it was creative for a retarded Texan to draw people in the style of an autistic kindergartner. The show is notable for horrible music video reviews that would interrupt the intense and suspenseful stories that Beavis and Butt-head were developing throughout each episode, plot lines like "what would Butt-head do with Beavis' ass stuck in a photocopier," or "will piloting an Army drone be the same experience as driving one in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?"

Beloved Idiots and Forgettable Characters

"Hey there, baby."

Beavis and Butt-head

A duo of teenage idiots that often do dangerous activities that were "cool" back when POGS were popular. They live together (without parents) in a house in the shitland known as Texas. Beaver and Ass-crack works at a McDonald's and Burger King hybrid of fine cuisine in order to earn some cash so they can purchase porn and shitty rock cassettes to headbang to. Oh, and they love to fucking headbang. Also, they laugh after every word they speak. Their laughing can be infectious to idiots and result in mental illness.

Beavis is the blonde-haired misfit diagnosed with ADHD and who wears the Metallica shirt (later changed to read "Death Rock" due to Lars Ulbitch). Whenever he drinks caffeine, he transforms into a Mexican stripper named "The Great Cornholio" and requests that somebody stuffs toilet paper into his asshole for great pleasure.

Butt-head is the ugly troll with the AC/DC shirt (later changed to "Skull" on account of copyright concerns). He is constantly hitting on women and has high hopes of banging them and becoming a real man. There's a high chance that scoring will never happen to poor Bob-head.

Tom Anderson

This character is probably the most familiar of all the characters on the show, since Mike Judge is a lazy buttmunch and simply recycled Tom as the main character from I Love Propane and made him more of a whiny little bitch than ever. Anyways, Tom Anderson is the old man that lives next door to Beavis and Butt-head. He has a shed in his backyard that he doesn't ever fucking lock up, so Beavis always goes in there with a Playboy and "whacks his monkey," leaving a huge mess on the floor that Tom has to clean up.

Unlike his Fox counterpart, he cooks his meat on charcoal instead of propane, and he has the balls to fight in 'Nam and serve his country like a true patriot. It's unknown if he actually killed fifty men during the war like he claims, but all the Asians are scared whenever they see him anyway. Tom later went on to found MySpace and become rich before he got Zuckered out of his millions.

This man is a fucking hero

Stewart

A little cockmunch that is desperate to be friends with Beavis and Butt-head. He's a fan of Winger, so of course he's a little pussy that doesn't have any friends. Stewart is the typical, sheltered white boy that is too afraid to do the "cool" stuff that Beavis and Butt-head are doing with their lives because his parents might ground him from playing with his Game Boy. Beavis and Butt-head use Stewart as their sex slave and make him do whatever they want him to do, so Stewart could feel appreciated by being loyal to his masters.

Daria Morgendorffer

Perfect description of Daria's spinoff show.

Daria is the smart bitch in Beavis and Butt-head's class. She despises the duo because they're retarded and not up to her level. She is a tryhard at school when concerning the fundamentals of academics. She gets A's on everything she's assigned to do. She later moved away from Texas and starred in her own spinoff show that nobody watched or even knew that existed, concerning that she was dull in every way imaginable.

Mr. Van Driessen

Van Driessen is Beavis and Butt-head's hippie teacher. He teaches his students about useless bullshit like haikus and anything Unamerican. He's a liberal who protests everything that Republicans approve and love, such as war and the military. He believes that Beavis and Butt-head will have a bright future and succeed in their lives. But, he's a hippie and hippies are full of bullshit.

Music Video Reviews

Beavis and Butt-head are acclaimed reviewers of an art form that is music videos in the 90's and a portion of the 2010's. In order to qualify for their approval, music videos must have the following...

*Plays shitty heavy metal.*

• Tits
• Men singing heavy metal in makeup
• Have girls with boobs hanging out
• If it's Winger, it's shit
• It can't be Punk
• Metal wins automatically
• Have weird shit in the background
• MUST BE LOUD AS FUCK
• Must bribe MTV in advance so Beavis and Butt-head can pretend that the band is good
  

Very high standards

Being Cool Can Kill Babies

Every episode is all about Beavis and Butt-head doing "cool" stuff or pissing someone off into rage. So they suddenly take the blame whenever some dumbass kid mimics what Beavis and Butt-head do and proceed to literally kill someone in real life. There have been many cases that Beavis and Butt-head killed babies and old people, because they can magically come out of the TV and set someone's house on fire, leaving a baby into the fire and flames of Hell.

Soon, the Jews at MTV became scared of lawsuits coming out the ass and assrape the network more, after having too many kids and other fucktards attempt to make their own Jackass videos. They censored the show by having fire banned from any premise of destruction and make it not "cool" anymore, because the children must be civilized and have a good taste in the culture that is respect and kindness.

According to MTV, frying rats in a fryer is "cool", but not stuffing firecrackers in a bowling ball and making shit explode.

Asshurt parents demand such vial trash to go off the air....and fail.

Reception By Butthurt Parents and Idiotic Teens

A majority of the show's fanbase.

Depending on how their opinion on the show compares to their beliefs and well-mannered being, the show receives flack and praise for carrying the message of either 2 American heroes or 2 of Satan's minions. Nevertheless, this show was a huge phenomenon and caused a generation of children to become shitty parents for their children for generations to come.

Quotable Quotes

What they do all the time.

• "Uhhhhhhhhhhh"
• "Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh"
• "That was cool"
• "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!"
• "I need TP for my bunghole"
• "Come to Butt-head"
• "BOIOIOIOIOIONG"
• "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW"
• "Thinking sucks"
• "*Horrible chanting rendition of Iron Man*"

See also

• Alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
• King of the Hill
• MTV

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