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July 2014

Featured Article - Liz Hawryluk

Liz Hawryluk (aka Liz Burch) is a feminazi that is asking for a good hatefucking. In April 2014, Liz Hawryluk tried to squash free speech by imposing her moronic values on innocent pub goers at the UNC-based bar, Fitzgerald’s Irish Pub. However, justice prevailed when Hawryluk's actions became public, resulting in a butthurt Liz.

(( LIZ HAWRYLUK ))

March 2014

Featured Article - Walls Fall Out

Walls Fall Out is an educational film pertaining to sexual health, largely focusing on safe sex, especially anal. It is currently under review by a number of educational boards in the United States and expected to be shown in classrooms to children from the age of 10. For many years European schools have shown this video to children, which is why AIDS is more prevalent in the US.

(( WALLS FALL OUT ))

January 2014

Tiger Wumbasa Woods is a half-nigger / half Asian professional golfer famous for knowing where the white wimminz at. He's also known among specialists as an example of self-hating douchebag who-wants-to-escape-his-race-as-hard-as-he-can.

Tiger Woods was born at the age of zero with a putter in his hand with a black man for a father and an Asian woman for a mother. His dad used him as a slave for hauling around golf equipment and forced him to practice putting 14 hours a day. By the age of three Tiger was very good at putting balls in holes, and was whored out to old media TV hosts as a freakish golfing toddler.

(( TIGER'S WOOD ))

June 2013

Featured Article - Body Pillows

Body Pillows are inanimate sacks used by people for sleeping with. There are only a few reasons as to why one would NEED to use it. But for people who just WANT to use it, the reason is typically because they wish to forget or need help coping with the fact that they will die alone.

(( BODY PILLOWS ))