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Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III is a pasty | '''Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III''' is a pasty jew who tried to get a [[high score]] in the [[white people|shitburbs]] of [[Chicago|Chiraq]] on Murica day. Also known as ''[[Eminem|Awake]]'', this twig tried to be an hero so his shitty ARG could be meddled by 4chan autists, though he made a [[you|fatal mistake]] on hosting all of his shit on [[censorship|GOOGLE DRIVE]], therefor pretty much all of it is gone. Going Paddock style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many [[Jews]] as he could, with his skinny body suffering severe recoil bruises in the process, forcing his ass to retreat [[fail|only to be found by cops]]. | ||
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Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III is a pasty jew who tried to get a high score in the shitburbs of Chiraq on Murica day. Also known as Awake, this twig tried to be an hero so his shitty ARG could be meddled by 4chan autists, though he made a fatal mistake on hosting all of his shit on GOOGLE DRIVE, therefor pretty much all of it is gone. Going Paddock style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could, with his skinny body suffering severe recoil bruises in the process, forcing his ass to retreat only to be found by cops.
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| Robert Crimo | |
| Nationality: | Mexican Jew 
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| High score | 6 frags, 31 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even close. |
| Style | Las Vegas |
| An Hero? | Caught by cops |