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{{quote|Just repaired Leannas pc which was offline for a year. The culprit? A broken power button worth about 1 cent. Dumbest thing to break ever|Phil - who claims to have been assembling PC's as a hobby}} | {{quote|Just repaired Leannas pc which was offline for a year. The culprit? A broken power button worth about 1 cent. Dumbest thing to break ever|Phil - who claims to have been assembling PC's as a hobby}} | ||
It should come to no surprise that Phil is too stupid to play on PC, as there are too many buttons for him to figure out. <br /> | It should come to no surprise that Phil is too stupid to play on PC, as there are too many buttons for him to figure out. <br /> | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHv36qq6Aw Tried to play RAGE in 1080p], but because the idiot | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHv36qq6Aw Tried to play RAGE in 1080p], but because the idiot doesn't know anything about computers or anything in general, he couldn't get more than a couple of frames per second. This was obviously not Phil's fault, and it was clearly the fault of PC, that he couldn't play the game on max settings with old hardware. <br /> | ||
Another instance where Phil whined about not being able to play a game without lag was when he tried to run [[Watch_Dogs]] in full hd on an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkUBMxZc8xw old piece of shit computer]. Phil also claims, it is obviously a lie, that he used to be part of the [[PC Master Race]]. <br /> | Another instance where Phil whined about not being able to play a game without lag was when he tried to run [[Watch_Dogs]] in full hd on an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkUBMxZc8xw old piece of shit computer]. Phil also claims, it is obviously a lie, that he used to be part of the [[PC Master Race]]. <br /> | ||
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'''Fuck PC gamers'''</center> | '''Fuck PC gamers'''</center> | ||
Revision as of 22:02, 18 July 2014
—Phil - who claims to have been assembling PC's as a hobby | ||
It should come to no surprise that Phil is too stupid to play on PC, as there are too many buttons for him to figure out.
Tried to play RAGE in 1080p, but because the idiot doesn't know anything about computers or anything in general, he couldn't get more than a couple of frames per second. This was obviously not Phil's fault, and it was clearly the fault of PC, that he couldn't play the game on max settings with old hardware.
Another instance where Phil whined about not being able to play a game without lag was when he tried to run Watch_Dogs in full hd on an old piece of shit computer. Phil also claims, it is obviously a lie, that he used to be part of the PC Master Race.
Fuck PC gamers