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Shutdown4chan, or {{hashtag|ShutDown4Chan}}, was a trolling act conducted co-operationally by [[summerfag|/b/]] and [[Hitler|/pol/]], it started out in the early summer of 2014 when an [[oldfag]] on /b/ got creative and found out he could have some good ol' fun, he did this by starting a false flag [[tumblr]] campaign under the guise of a [[feminazi]] blaming all the problems in the world on [[4chan]] and rallied /b/ into it.
'''Cracky-chan''' is the name given by [[4chan]] to pictures of an English [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|schoolgirl]] named '''[[lies|Olivia Fields]]''' posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account '''ScareCrowMaiden''', the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both [[Pain series|cute and sweet]] by [[Anonymous]].


It was quickly revealed to be a trolling act, likely since most of its participants were cancerous little faggots who had no idea what [[rules 1 & 2]] are and why they must never be broken, but the snowball was kept rolling by social justice warriors who think [[the internet is serious business]].
As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have:  he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.
<center>'''[[Independence Day Invasion|(( #SHUTDOWN4CHAN ))]]'''</center>
 
Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a [[gay|dedicated]] cadre of [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] and [[pedophiles]] entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of [[Trolltalk]] (often known as [[20721]]), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.
 
<center>'''[[Cracky-chan|(( THE QUEEN OF /b/ FOREVER AND EVER ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Cracky-chan

Cracky-chan is the name given by 4chan to pictures of an English schoolgirl named Olivia Fields posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both cute and sweet by Anonymous.

As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.

Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a dedicated cadre of neckbeards and pedophiles entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of Trolltalk (often known as 20721), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.

(( THE QUEEN OF /b/ FOREVER AND EVER ))
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