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'''Samurai Jack''' is the [[Holy Grail]] of cartoons and was created by [[God|Genndy Tartakovsky]]. Originally a show from a month before [[9/11]], it made an unexpected return in 2017 where it single-handedly [[BTFO]] every liberal [[tumblr]] cartoon on TV, including [[reddit|reddit's]] favourite shitty shows, like ''[[Rick and Morty]]'', ''[[Steven Universe|Steven Universe]]'' and ''[[The Loud House]]'', garnering more ratings than all of these pretentious fuckshows combined.


'''Neil Patrick Harris''' is an alter ego of Barney Stinson and a popular A-list so called celebrity. He is best known from being gay, starring in some ‘80s TV series that you will never even recall, and meeting your mother. It should also be noted, that - despite his wide-opened gayness and the fact that he's already "married" AND has two adopted kids - he's one of the most longed for shlick material to half of women population in this world.  
Mister Tartakovsky. For that alone, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] welcome you as our lord and saviour of lulz.


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Featured Article - Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack is the Holy Grail of cartoons and was created by Genndy Tartakovsky. Originally a show from a month before 9/11, it made an unexpected return in 2017 where it single-handedly BTFO every liberal tumblr cartoon on TV, including reddit's favourite shitty shows, like Rick and Morty, Steven Universe and The Loud House, garnering more ratings than all of these pretentious fuckshows combined.

Mister Tartakovsky. For that alone, we at Encyclopedia Dramatica welcome you as our lord and saviour of lulz.

(( SUCK IT, TUMBLR ))