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| [[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
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| '''Housepets!''' is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with [[Science Fiction|sci-fi]]/[[fantasy]] [[Bixnood|mumbo jumbo]] that [[no one]] understands. Even hardcore [[fan]]s are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], uproariously [[hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.
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| ==Cast==
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| * Peanut Butter Sandwich - A [[dog]] who belongs to the [[Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
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| * Grape Jelly Sandwich - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy. She likes to solve her problems with [[violence]]. Also everyone thought she was a boy.
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| * Tarot - Peanut's [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian girlfriend. Turns out she was an [[Egypt]]ian [[Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[gryphon]] named Pete and a [[Naruto|nine-tailed kitsune]]. [[Scientology]] in a nutshell.
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| * Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
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| * Bino - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good Ol' Dogs Club]] that causes all the mischief. He has a much cooler brother. Is also a [[retard]].
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| * Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]]. Also apparently he's smart.
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| * Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut. She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
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| * Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[Fursuit|dresses up like one]].
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| * Rex - A niggerdog. While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]]. He is in the gang and his owner is a negro.
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| * Maxwell - A snarky cat who is in love with Grape. Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
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| * Fido Byron - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang. Has an interspecies relationship with the cat Sabrina.
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| * Sabrina - A cat that is Fido's secret girlfriend.
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| * Tiger Arbelt - A dog who is named after a cat. Is teased because of it.
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| * Marvin Arbelt - Tiger's bro. He is also a cat.
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| * Zach Arbelt - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].
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| * King - A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him from a human into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap. Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[transformation]] [[fetish]]es.
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| * Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!
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| There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics. Btw, his real name is Wesley Hamilton and his address is 211 pin oak drive, Madison, Alabama. Send him lots of [[goatse]].
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| ==Galleries==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| File:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
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| File:Fox and King 2.jpg
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| File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
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| File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
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| File:Grape rape.png|Grape [[rape]]
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| File:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape face
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| <!--Image:exploitable houspets.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]].-->
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| <!--Image:Grape and peanut.jpg|Note the [[Twilight|Pridelands]] poster in the background-->
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| <!--Image:Max Peanut.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Max_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Aspie_housepets.jpg|-->
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| <!--Image:Max_grape.jpg|This is actually [[Lie|canon]]-->
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| <!--Image:Fox bein nude.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Daisy.jpg|HI I'M DAISY-->
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| <!--Image:Spot_and_saso.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter_blowjob.jpg|Current Story Arc-->
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| <!--Image:Grape_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Not so fast.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Grape Jelly Housepets Peanut Butterjpg.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:King me.jpg|King Me-->
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.housepetscomic.com/ www.housepetscomic.com]
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| {{webcomics}}
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| {{furries}}
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