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Kitty0706 wasn't always obese.
Kitty0706 wasn't always obese.
However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article.
However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article.
However there is a paradox, if your video quality starts deterorating then shouldnt people like [[Pewdiepie]] and IJustine be fatter than [[Kitty0706|Colin]]?
The answer to this paradox is that Pewdiepie and IJustine where always shit from the begining so their video quality didnt deteriorate. It was always the same.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==


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File:Kitty0706 mn8kpy7.jpg|Before his YouTube addiction.
File:Kitty0706 mn8kpy7.jpg|Before his videos started deteriorating in quality.
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== But he's better than most Jewtubers ==
Unlike other Jewtube cunts like Pewdiepie and IJustine, Kitty0706 isn't jewsih. He's most likley a white-mexican.
When you see IJustine and Pewdiepie you just want to punch their greedy jewish faces in. When you see Kitty0706, great lulz will come just by looking at his fatness.


[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Revision as of 16:24, 14 August 2014

Our guns are touching.
I'm not a furry, really!

Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) is a gmodder who posts videos on YouTube that thinks he is funny. In February 2012 he received angry comments for making fun of Bronies. He denies being a furry but cannot stop talking about them on Twitter and YouTube. And just like your typical fur, he's fat and may be slightly psychotic. If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on how they don't want to grow up.

   
 
I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.
 

 
 

—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Obesity

Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. However there is a paradox, if your video quality starts deterorating then shouldnt people like Pewdiepie and IJustine be fatter than Colin? The answer to this paradox is that Pewdiepie and IJustine where always shit from the begining so their video quality didnt deteriorate. It was always the same.

YouTube

Team Fabulous 2

Quotes

   
 
Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.
 

 
 

—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet

   
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN IN MY NAME LOLHAHAHLOAOLLOAH

 

 
 

—Kitty0706 , aren't you clever?

Gallery

And remember, he's not a furry.

External links

Kitty0706 is part of a series on YouTube.

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But he's better than most Jewtubers

Unlike other Jewtube cunts like Pewdiepie and IJustine, Kitty0706 isn't jewsih. He's most likley a white-mexican. When you see IJustine and Pewdiepie you just want to punch their greedy jewish faces in. When you see Kitty0706, great lulz will come just by looking at his fatness.