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Rewrote intro and Obesity. The brony shit was removed, because show, don't tell. KTHXPLOX.
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[[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]]
[[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]]


'''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') is a gmodder who posts videos on YouTube that thinks he is funny.
'''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') is a [[Garry's Mod|gmodder]] who posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually funny.
In February 2012 he received angry comments for making fun of Bronies.
He denies being a furry but cannot stop [[fapping|talking]] about them on Twitter and YouTube.
He denies being a furry but cannot stop talking about them on Twitter and YouTube.
And just like your typical fur, he's fat and slightly psychotic.
And just like your typical fur, he's fat and may be slightly psychotic.
If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on why late-term abortion is the sensible choice.
If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on how they don't want to grow up.


{{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}}
{{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}}
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Kitty0706 wasn't always obese.
Kitty0706 wasn't always obese.
However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article.
However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon.  
However there is a paradox, if your video quality starts deterorating then shouldnt people like [[Pewdiepie]] and IJustine be fatter than [[Kitty0706|Colin]]?
The answer to this paradox is that Pewdiepie and IJustine where always shit from the begining so their video quality didnt deteriorate. It was always the same.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==

Revision as of 18:31, 14 August 2014

Our guns are touching.
I'm not a furry, really!

Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) is a gmodder who posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually funny. He denies being a furry but cannot stop talking about them on Twitter and YouTube. And just like your typical fur, he's fat and slightly psychotic. If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on why late-term abortion is the sensible choice.

   
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I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.
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—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Obesity

Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon.

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Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.
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—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet

   
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN IN MY NAME LOLHAHAHLOAOLLOAH
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—Kitty0706 , aren't you clever?

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And remember, he's not a furry.

  • Before his videos started deteriorating in quality.
    Before his videos started deteriorating in quality.

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