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{{ytuser|JonTronShow| JonTron}} ([[Powerword]]: Jon [[Safari|Jafari]]) is a fat, ugly and [[unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|JewTube gamer]] that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best ''[[Family Guy]]'' imitation skits interspersed with a lot of [[Fred|loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between]]. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[MFW|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on [[v|/v/]]. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.
The Console Wars are an incredibly series of boring skirmishes fought with dubious logic and an endless supply of butthurt waged by poor people. Anyone with a decent income will simply buy all three, plus a kickass gaming computer and laugh as the peasants squabble like Shia and Sunni Muslims.
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Featured Article - JonTron

JonTron (Powerword: Jon Jafari) is a fat, ugly and unfunny JewTube gamer that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best Family Guy imitation skits interspersed with a lot of loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.

(( I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ))