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Iain Rooney is a Loyalist Scotchman who is steadily balding at the age of 21. Fat and unwanted by cumdumpsters, Iain spends his time on the Internet, herocially battling away against evil demonic trolls. Please take some time to read a story that Iain wrote when he was 20.


Early Life

Born in 1987, Iain currently resides in Callander, Stirling, Scotland, United Kingdom. He is a proud Protestant, Rangers fan and Briton. Below is a fictional story Iain wrote for school homework when he was 20 years old; obviously, he stayed back a few years because he is an idiot:

"it was on a october night in callander and me and my friends were walking by the calalnder graveyeard when we got a glimps of a figer staring at us it was glowing in the dark. as we looked at it to me and my friends it lookd like a green lady. so we all when to the libery the next day to look up on this lady and it come back as a lady who was murderd or drowned in the river teath at callander. meny years ago. she was murderd by her son who was so drunk he didnt know what he was doing to her. to this day it is still thair . we were very scared and couldnt move for shock. so. we all went in to the graveyard to look rownd the grave stones and it was a name that came to me amedeletly. it was maggy morison of callalnder. we took the cam corder in with us and filmd it to 10.00 pm and got something on cam. it was that lady. and thats the end of my story."

Justice

"In August 2011, Iain Rooney was arrested in a joint operation between Strathclyde Police, Central Scotland Police and the newly formed Football Co-ordination Scotland unit after he was found to be creating online hate pages directed towards Celtic manager Neil Lennon.[1] Iain was witnessed and criticized by many on Bebo of making these pages, yet he claimed he was "tackling abusers and preventing bullying" on the social networking website - obviously sectarian violence is acceptable to our hero as he is too dense to notice the hypocrisy of his actions."

Justice Returns

Yet again, our self-appointed Bebo moderator has found himself in trouble with the law, but this time it didn't involve the internet. On May 14th, 2013, Iain Rooney's sectarian campaign continued as Rooney was summonsed to court on two charges.[2] The first was a charge of breach of the peace at Pearl Street, Callander by shouting, swearing and threatening to kill police officers. The second, at the same locus and in the course of a journey by van to Stirling police office, was a breach of s 38(1) of the Criminal Justice (Scotland) Act 2010 by shouting, swearing and uttering sectarian and racial threats of violence, which latter offence was said to be aggravated by racial and religious prejudice.

As you can deduce, a shit-leopard never changes its spots and at a relatively young age, Iain has had more court cases than your average Bebo vigilante and no doubt more to come.

Iain on ED

Iain is one of the most incessant and laughable ED vandals. His recent strategies consist of replacing his section with text from some Mary Bale article and spraying his spermicide everywhere.

His accounts so far:

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