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'''Nerdcubed'''(Powerword: Dan Hardcastle, reffered to as "Nerd3" by [[Mac]] users and [[retards]]), is an [[unfunny]] [[let's play|let's playwhore]] and professional [[United Kingdom|British]] person. He apparently studied [[science|astrophysics]] at university, but then [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|he dropped out and decided to make videos for the internet instead.]] His videos normally consist of him playing a shitty simulation game for 20-40 minutes while making shitty jokes and/or coughing his brains out (because like a true [[retard|professional]], he makes videos regardless of his state of illness). His fanbase is mind-bendingly stupid, so much so that he actually disabled comments on his videos. [https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/442978554473480194 And he really hates them...] | {{emo}} | ||
'''Nerdcubed''' (Powerword: Dan Hardcastle, reffered to as "Nerd3" by [[Mac]] users and [[retards]]), is an [[unfunny]] [[let's play|let's playwhore]] and professional [[United Kingdom|British]] person. He apparently studied [[science|astrophysics]] at university, but then [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|he dropped out and decided to make videos for the internet instead.]] His videos normally consist of him playing a shitty simulation game for 20-40 minutes while making shitty jokes and/or coughing his brains out (because like a true [[retard|professional]], he makes videos regardless of his state of illness). His fanbase is mind-bendingly stupid, so much so that he actually disabled comments on his videos. [https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/442978554473480194 And he really hates them...] | |||
[[Erection|Hard]]castle, though ''slightly'' smarter than other let's playwhores, is still pretty fucking stupid. He has done his fair share of [http://nerdcubedactually.tumblr.com/post/96792775414 white knighting], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOnKkgw3E74 selling out], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC9cpC3q1NA more selling out]. He recently made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egDKoXW8tG8 shitty game] called "How To Snooker". You might think that's a grammatical error, but given the level of comedy in his videos, it might be a horribly failed attempt at a joke. | [[Erection|Hard]]castle, though ''slightly'' smarter than other let's playwhores, is still pretty fucking stupid. He has done his fair share of [http://nerdcubedactually.tumblr.com/post/96792775414 white knighting], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOnKkgw3E74 selling out], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC9cpC3q1NA more selling out]. He recently made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egDKoXW8tG8 shitty game] called "How To Snooker". You might think that's a grammatical error, but given the level of comedy in his videos, it might be a horribly failed attempt at a joke. | ||
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Nerdcubed (Powerword: Dan Hardcastle, reffered to as "Nerd3" by Mac users and retards), is an unfunny let's playwhore and professional British person. He apparently studied astrophysics at university, but then he dropped out and decided to make videos for the internet instead. His videos normally consist of him playing a shitty simulation game for 20-40 minutes while making shitty jokes and/or coughing his brains out (because like a true professional, he makes videos regardless of his state of illness). His fanbase is mind-bendingly stupid, so much so that he actually disabled comments on his videos. And he really hates them...
Hardcastle, though slightly smarter than other let's playwhores, is still pretty fucking stupid. He has done his fair share of white knighting, selling out, and more selling out. He recently made a shitty game called "How To Snooker". You might think that's a grammatical error, but given the level of comedy in his videos, it might be a horribly failed attempt at a joke.
Videos
Typical Nerdcubed Video
Other Channels
Like any other good money whore, Hardcastle has multiple channels to keep the ad revenue a-comin'!
IRL Channel
Where Dan uses his shitty comedy in real life situations. Incredibly, it's even worse than his gaming channel. Also, he occaisionally attempts to act like he knows something by making "editorials".
DadCubed
Where his old father makes videos. Surprisingly, they are far funnier than his son's crap (although that is a low bar).
How to Troll
Dan, along with his mentally disabled fans, are very easy to troll.
1. Go to Reddit.
2. Go to the Nerdcubed Subreddit.
3. Post about how his videos are shit. If you mention his butthurt decision to disable comments, you might even get a reply from the man himself!
4. ????
5. Profit!
Comment Drama
95% of Nerdcubed fans have brains that are either mostly or completely dysfunctional. 4% are teenage American girls who cum their pants whenever they hear a British accent. 1% are Guantanamo Bay prisoners undergoing advanced interrogation techniques. Dan himself eventually came to this realisation and shut off comments for his own sanity's sake. Of course, normal people didn't care because they were too busy watching the news. But this caused severe butthurt in much of Dan's fanbase, and mountains of lulz for those who watched.
Quotes
Dan says a lot of stupid shit. We would show you some of it, but thankfully, there's already a guy who did that for us!
External Links
OfficialNerdCubed use that link with extreme caution.
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