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| '''Nerdcubed''' (Powerword: Dan Hardcastle, reffered to as "Nerd3" by [[Mac]] users and [[retards]]), is an [[unfunny]] [[let's play|let's playwhore]] and professional [[United Kingdom|British]] person. He apparently studied [[science|astrophysics]] at university, but then [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|he dropped out and decided to make videos for the internet instead.]] His videos normally consist of him playing a shitty simulation game for 20-40 minutes while making shitty jokes and/or coughing his brains out (because like a true [[retard|professional]], he makes videos regardless of his state of illness). His fanbase is mind-bendingly stupid, so much so that he actually disabled comments on his videos. [https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/442978554473480194 And he really hates them...]
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| [[Erection|Hard]]castle, though ''slightly'' smarter than other let's playwhores, is still pretty fucking stupid. He has done his fair share of [http://nerdcubedactually.tumblr.com/post/96792775414 white knighting], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOnKkgw3E74 selling out], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC9cpC3q1NA more selling out]. He recently made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egDKoXW8tG8 shitty game] called "How To Snooker". You might think that's a grammatical error, but given the level of comedy in his videos, it might be a horribly failed attempt at a joke.
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| [[File:NerdCubed.jpg|The disgusting mass he calls his face.]]
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| == Videos ==
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| <center><youtube>kwhE0cA7YvI</youtube></center>
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| '''Typical Nerdcubed Video'''
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| == Other Channels ==
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| Like any other good money whore, Hardcastle has multiple channels to keep the [[Jew Gold|ad revenue]] a-comin'!
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| === IRL Channel ===
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| Where Dan uses his shitty comedy in [[IRL|real life]] situations. Incredibly, it's even worse than his gaming channel. Also, he occaisionally attempts to act like he knows something by making "editorials".
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| === DadCubed ===
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| Where his [[Lemon Party|old]] father makes videos. Surprisingly, they are far funnier than his son's crap (although that is a low bar).
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| == How to Troll ==
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| Dan, along with his mentally disabled fans, are very easy to troll.
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| 1. Go to [[Reddit]].
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| 2. Go to the Nerdcubed Subreddit.
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| 3. Post about how his videos are shit. If you mention his butthurt decision to disable comments, [http://www.reddit.com/r/nerdcubed/comments/1vvulp/im_done_with_dan/ you might even get a reply from the man himself!]
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| 4. ????
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| 5. Profit!
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| == Comment Drama ==
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| 95% of Nerdcubed fans have brains that are either mostly or completely dysfunctional. 4% are teenage American girls who cum their pants whenever they hear a British accent. 1% are Guantanamo Bay prisoners undergoing [[Partyvan|advanced interrogation techniques]]. Dan himself eventually came to this realisation and shut off comments for his own sanity's sake. Of course, normal people didn't care because they were too busy watching [[Old media|the news]]. But this caused severe butthurt in much of Dan's fanbase, and mountains of lulz for those who watched.
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| == Quotes ==
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| Dan says a lot of stupid shit. We would show you some of it, but thankfully, [http://nerdcubedoutofcontext.tumblr.com/ there's already a guy who did that for us!]
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| == External Links ==
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| {{ytuser|OfficialNerdCubed}} use that link with extreme caution.
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| {{twitter|DanNerdCubed}}
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