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'''Bonzi_b''', also known as '''The Lord of Chats''' is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network and can at times be seen roaming around Freenode and Rizon looking for potential targets to hardchat until they're in a fetal position crying for their mommy. He's known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills that makes 2pac look like a talentless nigger]], and all around hardchatting. He has a recurring role as J-Roc on the television series Trailer Park Boys and also appeared in all of the Trailer Park Boys movies. | [[idiot|'''Bonzi_b''']], also known as [[assburgers|'''The Sperg Lord of Chats''']] is a user on the [[ED IRC]] network and can at times be seen roaming around [[kloeri|Freenode]] and [[moot|Rizon]] looking for [[13-year-old_boy|potential targets]] to [[Buttsecks|hardchat]] until they're in a [[asking_for_it|fetal position crying]] for their mommy. He's known for [[Truth|his amazing rapping skills]] that makes [[nigger|2pac]] look like a talentless [[nigger]], and all around hardchatting. He has a [[copy_pasta|recurring]] role as [[wigger|J-Roc]] on the [[CP|television series]] Trailer Park [[13-year-old_boy|Boys]] and also [[fellatio|appeared]] in [[over_9000|all]] of the Trailer Park [[13-year-old_boy|Boys]] movies. | ||
He often is protective of his [[slut|sister]] (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and [[ | He often is [[SJW|protective]] of his [[slut|sister]] (who has [[retarded|fetal alcohol syndrome]]), and [[cum|will lose his shit]] and [[banned|ban]] you if you [[doxxing|mention]] the slightest negative comment towards [[whore|her]]. Bonzi_b's dream [[wigger|is to be a nigger]], specifically [[Biggie Smalls|Biggie]], in his quest to achieve full wiggerdom he's [[At least 100 years ago|often seen]] [[fapping|rapping]] in various channels. [[last_thursday|Recently]] he has been [[gotis|doxing himself]], [[Internet tough guy|so people will fight him]], so if you have the chance, go [[Buttsecks|beat his ass]] (Though you will just find a [[Whorehouse|general store]] where his [[whore|mom]] and [[incest|sister]] [[fellatio|work]]), be careful, it's [[lies|been confirmed]] that [[internet tough guy|he has an AK]] and doesn't afraid of anything. | ||
He is known to have ruined multiple users by | [[Truth|He is known]] to have [[fellatio|ruined]] [[over_9000|multiple users]] by [[doxxing]] them, [[blowjob|hardchatting]] them into oblivion, then [[doxxing|blackmailing]] them into [[Buttsecks|gay barebacking him]]. Since his mortal enemy melt [[an_hero|isn't around anymore]] to [[sodomy|harass]] him and his [[retarded]] [[incest|sister]], he has been seen [[blogging]] in [[The Great ED IRC War of 2013|#buttnerd]] and rapping in [[ED IRC|#ed]] trying to convince people that he's a real [[nigger]]. | ||
{{quote|<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics|Nicotine|a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience|center=relative}} | {{quote|<Nicotine> I come here to [[fapping|watch]] bonzi_b's rap lyrics|Nicotine|a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience|center=relative}} | ||
==A Sampling of Bonzi== | ==A Sampling of Bonzi== | ||
Revision as of 02:22, 12 November 2014
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Bonzi_b, also known as The Sperg Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network and can at times be seen roaming around Freenode and Rizon looking for potential targets to hardchat until they're in a fetal position crying for their mommy. He's known for his amazing rapping skills that makes 2pac look like a talentless nigger, and all around hardchatting. He has a recurring role as J-Roc on the television series Trailer Park Boys and also appeared in all of the Trailer Park Boys movies.
He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and ban you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie, in his quest to achieve full wiggerdom he's often seen rapping in various channels. Recently he has been doxing himself, so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store where his mom and sister work), be careful, it's been confirmed that he has an AK and doesn't afraid of anything.
He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, then blackmailing them into gay barebacking him. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed trying to convince people that he's a real nigger.
—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience | ||
A Sampling of Bonzi
—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers | ||
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2 Seater
I'm in a two seater Two cups and two liter Two bitches No room I need a new speaker One of them hoes Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters Now it's hard to hear the trebel I got my cardigan disheveled Utter my name My white tee is torn And all covered in stains Straight out the gutter I just came My older cousin's deranged They locked him up in E's He drove my mother insane Now I'm a King
Somethin' Gangster
This is somethin' gangster We do it like the mafia I can't tell no secrets I can't show you the codes HM You call me a C-Rab That's your fuckin' head You come around my pad uninvited And you're fuckin' dead I don't know you But I fuckin' said You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds HUH
Brand New
Brand new clip Brand new nine Brand new bitch Brand new ride Brand new weed Brand new high
Locked in 2 The Truth
I'm locked into the truth Just to keep out the lies see What's in my success Is my demise And I'll probably never make it But just know I tried I just wanna make it through tonight I hope everything will be alright
4 My Shooters
son bust one squeeze one i do this for my shooters and not 4 bammers out here talkin tough behind computers :) i just hit the club and then i tell these bitches choose up. and u know my money long there is no sense to get ur ruler that dope money that blow money that blood money that show money that slow money that 94 them small faces that old money :) that yellow ho i trapped that her hair long and her ass fat im GQ ima class act :) and i been thru it all like a lab rat Diamond in the back woodgrain on the dash and ur boy drive stock candy rims on smash 2 dope style i dont ever say #swag bandana on my face strapped like an a-rab yea
Sure Shot
there'll be shottas shot i done shot a lot shot the nine shot the rock sure shot shot for sure but im s e c u r e :)
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