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'''Mass Murder''' occurs when an [[IRL troll]] pwns 3~4 or more people to death in a row. It is the greatest weapon in a troll's | '''Mass Murder''' occurs when an [[IRL troll]] pwns 3~4 or more people to death in a row. It is the greatest weapon in a troll's arsenal, and is infamous for causing EXTREME drama and lulz. The act is often committed by a [[military]], drug cartels, or lone wolves such as [[Anders Behring Breivik]] or [[Omar Mateen]]. The most epic mass murders in history required a collaborative effort by a nation, notably conducted by [[communists]], who were responsible for nearly 100,000,000 murders, usually by [[Russia]] and [[China]] in the 20th century. Nowadays, the majority of mass murder is committed by [[TCC]]/[[Tarrantula]]/[[Rupnow simp]]/[[764]]/[[Telegram|Terrorgram]]/[[SIEGE™ Mask|SIEGE™]] [[LARP]]ers motivated by [[attention]] and [[Columbiners|TCC fangirls]]. So if you ever wanna dissuade someone from committing mass murder, just remind of them of how pathetic these LARPs are. | ||
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Revision as of 05:24, 16 March 2026
[Gas the...]
- Apology
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- Internet Kill Switch
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Mass Murder
- Never drinking again
- Nibiru/Planet Nine
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- Unsubscribing
- X FUCKING Y
Mass Murder occurs when an IRL troll pwns 3~4 or more people to death in a row. It is the greatest weapon in a troll's arsenal, and is infamous for causing EXTREME drama and lulz. The act is often committed by a military, drug cartels, or lone wolves such as Anders Behring Breivik or Omar Mateen. The most epic mass murders in history required a collaborative effort by a nation, notably conducted by communists, who were responsible for nearly 100,000,000 murders, usually by Russia and China in the 20th century. Nowadays, the majority of mass murder is committed by TCC/Tarrantula/Rupnow simp/764/Terrorgram/SIEGE™ LARPers motivated by attention and TCC fangirls. So if you ever wanna dissuade someone from committing mass murder, just remind of them of how pathetic these LARPs are.
See:
- High Score
- School Shooting
- Mass Shooting
- Holocaust
- Genocide
- Postal
- Crime
- Serial Killers
- Gun
- Gun Control