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*... that another [[Love| | *... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive? | ||
*... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned because his name was | *... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]? | ||
*... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[ | *... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[waifu]] of every [[Conservative|far-right]] user of the [[Internets]]? Sorry about the breakup, [[K-On!]] girls! | ||
*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]]. | *... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]]. | ||
*... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience? | *... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience? | ||
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to. | *... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to. | ||
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty. | *... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty. | ||
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]? | *... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]? | ||
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- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
- ... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
- ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
- ... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
- ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
- ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
- ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University?
