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Company of Heroes is a game that was, Until COH 2 came out, A game about heroism and bravery, And how the soldiers [[anal|suffered]] [[rape|in]] the [[war]]
Company of Heroes is a game that was, until COH 2 came out, a game about heroism and bravery, and how the soldiers [[anal|suffered]] [[rape|in]] the [[war]]
[[File:COH rape.jpg|thumb|The game shows how Russian commanders raped their men]]
[[File:COH rape.jpg|thumb|The game shows how Russian commanders raped their men]]
When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get [[raped]] by [[cock|machine guns]], Until you get tanks, At which you will be sending them to be [[raped]] by [[dildo|AT guns]], This is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, However some people don't like truth..
When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get [[raped]] by [[cock|machine guns]], until you get tanks, at which you will be sending them to be [[raped]] by [[dildo|AT guns]], this is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, however some people don't like truth..
[[File:Nazi relic.png|thumb|The logo of Relic]]
[[File:Nazi relic.png|thumb|The logo of Relic]]
== [[Butthurt]] in The Game ==
== [[Butthurt]] in The Game ==
Some [[nobody|Youtuber called Bad Comedian]],Butthurt of the fact that the [[Russian Army]] sucks, Grabbed his [[personal army]] and rated the fuck out of the game on Metacritic, The game had its rating move from 8.9/10 to 1/10, Truly is the might of [[Soviet Russia]]..
Some [[nobody|Youtuber called Bad Comedian]],butthurt of the fact that the [[Russian Army]] sucks, grabbed his [[personal army]] and rated the fuck out of the game on Metacritic, the game had its rating move from 8.9/10 to 1/10, truly is the might of [[Soviet Russia]]..
[[File:Tiger armade+02.jpg|thumb|totally not gay]]
[[File:Tiger armade+02.jpg|thumb|totally not gay]]
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== The Graphics ==
== The Graphics ==
The only thing that is good about the game, Is the graphics, Because everyone knows that the road to success in any RTS game is graphics, So they fucked up the rest of the game, And had good graphics, Enjoy the graphics.
The only thing that is good about the game, is the graphics, because everyone knows that the road to success in any RTS game is graphics, so they fucked up the rest of the game, and had good graphics, enjoy the graphics.
 
== Gallery ==
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File:Coh rape.jpg|Rape is imminent
File:Omg secret tank.gif
File:Flame werfer.jpeg|[[fact]]
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File:Relic nazi.jpg
File:Coh sherman.jpg
File:Coh joke.jpg|Just to show how much of faggots the fan base of the game are
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Revision as of 06:23, 18 December 2014

Company of Heroes is a game that was, until COH 2 came out, a game about heroism and bravery, and how the soldiers suffered in the war

The game shows how Russian commanders raped their men

When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get raped by machine guns, until you get tanks, at which you will be sending them to be raped by AT guns, this is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, however some people don't like truth..

The logo of Relic

Butthurt in The Game

Some Youtuber called Bad Comedian,butthurt of the fact that the Russian Army sucks, grabbed his personal army and rated the fuck out of the game on Metacritic, the game had its rating move from 8.9/10 to 1/10, truly is the might of Soviet Russia..

totally not gay
Why Russians hate COH


   
 
The game is called COMPANY OF HEROES
 

 
 

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The Graphics

The only thing that is good about the game, is the graphics, because everyone knows that the road to success in any RTS game is graphics, so they fucked up the rest of the game, and had good graphics, enjoy the graphics.

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