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|summary='''Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone''' was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty [[Whore|prostitute]] and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] obviously named '''Bikini Beans''', in [[Arizona]].  
|summary='''Freedom of speech''' is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary [[human rights|human right]] that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. '''<big>[[England]] with the Magna Carta</big>'''. [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the [[Britfags]] after [[4th_of_July|the War of Independence]]. [[Retards|Lesser trolls]] use it merely a means to an end in mundane [[flame wars]] to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like [[Count Dankula]] take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud [[shitposting]], pissing off [[normalfags]], [[celebrities]] and [[illuminati|the established powers that be]].


After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop ''Cruely'' realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and [[Masturbate|rubbing the bark off of his tree]] on the [[Internets]],
[[At least 100 years ago]], people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "[[Fire]]!" in a crowded room and watch [[normies]] stampede to the exit. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued, and freedom of speech was born.
Malone decided that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that [[Sick fuck]] that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and [[An hero]]ed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone.  


The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest [[Heart]] of [[Africa]]. [[France]] would have made for another good hiding place because those ''Frogs'' lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will [[Fuck]] or take a shit on populated streets as people watch.
Countries like [[China]] or [[Best Korea]] do not recognize freedom of speech as a ''right'', let alone a '''basic human right'''. So may our right to shitpost loudly '''never''' be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.


Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the [[Nigger|White Monkey]] because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from [[Nazi|Germanic people]] and Scandanavians.  Having 90% monkey DNA, because he had to misfortune of being born black, Malone would have fit right in.
<center><big>'''The 1st Amendment Also Covers Freedom Of Expression So Go And Have Fun With That'''</big></center>


Nautica has been nicknamed the '''''Goonlord''''' by his fans and became a martyr to [[gooners]] everywhere.


<center><big>'''''He is goon but not forgotten.'''''</big></center>
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This event which occurred on January 8th, [[2025]], has been referred to as the ''"Drive-Thru Goonicide"'' as it is generally agreed upon by his family and fans that those Bikini Bitches and their perky [[Breasts|tits]] were the ones that drove Malone to suicide when it was decided to [[Shaming|Wank Shame]] him by posting the video of him ''taming the beast'' on the internet because he [[An hero]]ed a mere 3 days later on January 11, [[2025]].
 
<center><big>'''Let's Give A Big Round Of ED Applause For 2025's Golden iPod Winnar'''</big></center>
 
 
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>


[[Serial Experiments Lain]] was 2 days ago • [[Changed]] was 4 days ago • [[2025]] was 6 days ago
[[Nautica Malone]] was 2 days ago • [[Serial Experiments Lain]] was 4 days ago • [[Changed]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 03:28, 8 January 2026

Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary human right that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. England with the Magna Carta. Amerimutts did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the Britfags after the War of Independence. Lesser trolls use it merely a means to an end in mundane flame wars to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like Count Dankula take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud shitposting, pissing off normalfags, celebrities and the established powers that be.

At least 100 years ago, people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "Fire!" in a crowded room and watch normies stampede to the exit. Death and lulz ensued, and freedom of speech was born.

Countries like China or Best Korea do not recognize freedom of speech as a right, let alone a basic human right. So may our right to shitpost loudly never be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.

The 1st Amendment Also Covers Freedom Of Expression So Go And Have Fun With That

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2026-1-8


What have I missed?

Nautica Malone was 2 days ago • Serial Experiments Lain was 4 days ago • Changed was 6 days ago

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