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|summary=In [[1990s|1998]], when you were still using Windows 95 (or Windows 98 if you're lucky), a [[cyberpunk]] [[yuri]] [[anime]] came out of [[Japan]] called '''Serial Experiments Lain'''.  As far as animation quality goes, it was pretty much on par with anything else from that period - no fancy 3D CG or expensive [[good korea|Korean]] inbetweeners.  However, something about the show made it popular enough in America that it's been seen by a large portion of [[nerd|Internet users]] and the theme song is a cult hit, even becoming [[writing yourself into an article|certain dramacrats']] ringtone.
|summary='''Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone,''' (the 2025 winnar of our [[Golden iPod]]) was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty [[Whore|prostitute]] and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] obviously named '''Bikini Beans''', in [[Arizona]].  


<center><big>'''Anime Writers Smoking Crack Gave Us This So Make Sure They're Always Well Supplied'''</big></center>
After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop ''Cruely'' realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and [[Masturbate|rubbing the bark off of his tree]] on the [[Internets]].
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Deciding that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that [[Sick fuck]] that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and [[An hero]]ed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone.
 
The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest [[Heart]] of [[Africa]].  [[France]] would have made for another good hiding place because those ''Frogs'' lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will [[Fuck]] or take a shit on populated streets as people watch.
 
Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the [[Nigger|White Monkey]] because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from [[Nazi|Germanic people]] and Scandanavians.
 
<center><big>'''Let's Give A Big Round Of ED Applause For 2025's Golden iPod Winnar'''</big></center>
 
 
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|date=2026-1-6
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>


[[Changed]] was 2 days ago • [[2025]] was 4 days ago • [[Colonel McBadass]] was 6 days ago
[[Serial Experiments Lain]] was 2 days ago • [[Changed]] was 4 days ago • [[2025]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 01:20, 6 January 2026

Nautica Malone

Nautica Malone

Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone, (the 2025 winnar of our Golden iPod) was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty prostitute and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by masturbation at a bikini coffee place obviously named Bikini Beans, in Arizona.

After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop Cruely realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and rubbing the bark off of his tree on the Internets.

Deciding that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that Sick fuck that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and An heroed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone.

The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest Heart of Africa. France would have made for another good hiding place because those Frogs lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will Fuck or take a shit on populated streets as people watch.

Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the White Monkey because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from Germanic people and Scandanavians.

Let's Give A Big Round Of ED Applause For 2025's Golden iPod Winnar

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2026-1-6


What have I missed?

Serial Experiments Lain was 2 days ago • Changed was 4 days ago • 2025 was 6 days ago

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