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| "Twas the night before Christmas,<br>
| | My goal in 2025 was to make $50,000 gambling. |
| Da whole house was mellow,<br>
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| Not a creature was stirrin',<br>
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| I had a gun unda my pillow.
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| When up on da roof'<br>
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| I heard somethin' pound,<br>
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| I sprung to da window,<br>
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| To scream, "Ay! Keep it down!"<br><br>
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| When what to my<br>
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| Wanderin' eyes should appear,<br>
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| But dat hairy elf Vinny,<br>
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| And eight friggin' reindeer.<br><br>
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| Wit' a bad hackin' cough,<br>
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| And da stencha burped beer,<br>
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| I knew in a moment<br>
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| Yo, da Kringle wuz here!<br><br>
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| Wit' a slap to dere snouts,<br>
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| And a yank on dere manes,<br>
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| He cursed and he shouted,<br>
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| And he called dem by name.<br><br>
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| "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,<br>
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| Yo Sally, Yo Vito,<br>
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| Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,<br>
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| Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"<br><br>
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| As I drew out my gun<br>
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| And hid by da bed,<br>
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| Down came his friggin' boot<br>
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| On da top a my head.<br><br>
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| His eyes were all bloodshot,<br>
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| His b.o. wuz scary,<br>
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| His breath wuz like sewage,<br>
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| He had a mole dat wuz hairy.<br><br>
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| He spit in my eye,<br>
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| And he twisted my head,<br>
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| He soon let me know<br>
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| I should consider myself dead.<br><br>
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| Den pointin' a fat finga<br>
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| Right unda my nose,<br>
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| He let out some gas,<br>
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| And up da chimney he rose.<br><br>
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| He sprang to his sleigh,<br>
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| Obscenities screaming,<br>
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| And away dey all flew,<br>
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| Before he troo dem a beatin'.<br><br>
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| But I heard him exclaim,<br>
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| Or better yet grump,<br>
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| "Merry Christmas to all, and<br>
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| Bite me, ya hump!"
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