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He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and three other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he should assist that classes, but instead, he pulled out the knife and stabbed Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck and chest. She fell to the ground, liveless while he, silently, left the class. Then Cornick returned to the class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" ([[spoiler]]:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate" and admitted he planned to kill two other teachers. William, will spend his sucking [[Bubba|boobah]]'s toenails for 21 years. | He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and three other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, entered the classroom, where [[Spain|spanish]] classes were held and he should assist that classes, but instead, he pulled out the knife and stabbed Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck and chest. She fell to the ground, liveless while he, silently, left the class. Then Cornick returned to the class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" ([[spoiler]]:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate" and admitted he planned to kill two other teachers. William, will spend his sucking [[Bubba|boobah]]'s toenails for 21 years. | ||
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Revision as of 09:26, 7 August 2025
Will Cornick
| William Cornick | |
|---|---|
| Born | June 26, 1998 (27-years-old) |
| Nationality: | Britfag |
| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | Nope |
| Motive | Hate |
On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.
Crime
He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and three other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he should assist that classes, but instead, he pulled out the knife and stabbed Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck and chest. She fell to the ground, liveless while he, silently, left the class. Then Cornick returned to the class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate" and admitted he planned to kill two other teachers. William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.
Gallery
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Cornick, in a phase
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The killed teacher
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Trial sketch
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 10/20 Only one victim, planned to aim more |
| Style: | 5/20 Nothing new or cool |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Even the pope talked about the incident Too much lulz for a single murder at a school |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Good you left that shit phase out |