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'''Bombermanfan''' (a.k.a. '''[[Pokemon|Digimon]]''', '''[[lolwut|Donnie]]''', and '''[[Powerword|(((Donald Rowland Buffkin)))]]'''; born February 11, 1993) {{jew}} is a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "''bombermanfan''" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been [[b&|banned]] from while using the username "''bomberman''".  
'''Bombermanfan''' (a.k.a. '''[[Pokemon|Digimon]]''', '''[[lolwut|Donnie]]''', and '''[[Powerword|(((Donald Rowland Buffkin)))]]'''; born February 11, 1993) {{jew}} is a {{Age|1993|2|11}}-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "''bombermanfan''" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been [[b&|banned]] from while using the username "''bomberman''".  


He has a long and wholesome history of loving his [[cat]], Frosty, and [[Secks|loving others]], and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a big[[penis|heart]]. After repeatedly flaming and trolling on various forums and YouTube accounts and having [[nudes]] of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled [[BAWWW|emo-rants]] and issuing empty threats of hacking... [[CSIII]], act like you know nigga!
He has a long and wholesome history of loving his [[cat]], Frosty, and [[Secks|loving others]], and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a big[[penis|heart]].  


He then made a [[Chad]] out of himself in [[ED IRC]] by conducting epic floods, making people get his articles taken down, and threatening to [[Taking down ED|take down ED]] by [[Facepalm|pasting YouTube links into IRC]]. You can find Donnie today using [[Sockpuppet|sock accounts]] to attempt to make ED seemingly a better, more wholesome place. [[Chris-Chan]], [[Kumichoo]], [[Null]], [[Taekesi]], and a few others are some of Donald's favorite [[lolcow|lolcows]].
==McLeodGaming==
[[File:Bomberban.PNG|thumb|right|The entire user base supported him all the way...]]
[[File:Bombermanraid.jpg|thumb|right|Bomberman's failed raid of McLeod after being banned.]]
{{Quote|my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman|Hey guys, I think this one is legit}}
{{Quote|I never ddosed anything. I never hacked anything. I lied about my bro hacking to scare the trolls on McLeodGaming|How can we trust ANYTHING you say?!?!}}
Bomber gained quick popularity on the [[McLeodGaming]] forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being [[banned|executed]] from the forums.
{{squote|Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, '''you basically became a nuisance''' to the majority of members on the forums with '''all your complaints and such'''. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done |The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him}}
===Sockpuppetry===
[[File:Isbomberman.PNG|thumb|right|The furfag makes a good point.]]
[[File:Donald buffkin fb2.jpg|thumb|right|CUNT IN THE HEADLIGHTS!]]
[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|thumb|Donnie did ED. Never forget.]]
Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on [[TOW]]. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.
{{squote|i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions
that is not hacking
that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier
on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism
bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message
bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you
that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums
in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason
bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback
bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito)
bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw)
if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly}}
==What the fuck am I reading?==
[[File:Bombermanrant.PNG|thumb|right|lolwut?]]
[[File:Bombermanemo3.PNG|thumb|right]]
'''[[PROTIP]]''': Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, [[Florida]], and have passed [[Computer Science III]], be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to [[Last Measure]].
{{Quote|i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask}}
===BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|YOU ARE CHERRY PICKING WHAT I SAY|You're goddamn right we are!
|Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around|bombermanfan
|I am sick of the death threats| bombermanfan
|No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.| bombermanfan
|ts unfortunate that people actually believe some of the [[truth|shit]] your site says about me| bombermanfan
|I am sick of being [[Jews|betrayed]] by [[IHM|people]] online| bombermanfan
|[[fail|I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways]].| bombermanfan
|i am worse than encyclopedia dramatica ever could dream of| Fear This
|I have no friends and someone hacked my phone| bombermanfan
|You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking [[AOTN|featured my article]] over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.| bombermanfan
|I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline| bombermanfan
|I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.| bombermanfan
|[[No|So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?]]| bombermanfan
|as you can see i am your pretty standard failure on the internet| hoping to step it up to the next level
|[[Goodnight sweet prince|bomberman [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
bomberman [[email protected]] has left #wiki []]]| bombermanfan
}}</center>
*Florida = I am batshit crazy.
*Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.
==His stance on ED==
[[File:Rugburn.jpg|thumb|right|Rugburn. Donny has it.]]
{{quote|i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering [[pain]] and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment
i can give you me msn which is [email protected] and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away| bombermanfan}}
Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to [[Delete everything|blank]] any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:
[[File:Giving_Fucks_-_Where_To_Put_It.gif|thumb|right|ED's reaction to Buffkins sockpuppets in a nutshell.]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomber|Bomber]]
*[[Special:Contributions/FriendofBomberman|FriendofBomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/UnbanBomberman|UnbanBomberban]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomberman|Bomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Antibomberman|Antibomberman]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Bomb|Bomb]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MulberryMonster|MulberryMonster]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KrappleguyFan|KrappleguyFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing|Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BowDownToZaiger|BowDownToZaiger]]
*[[Special:Contributions/XxxRAY111xxx|XxxRAY111xxx]]
*[[Special:Contributions/GoAheadChangeMyAccount|GoAheadChangeMyAccount]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DickTitan|DickTitan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Digimon|Digimon]]
*[[Special:Contributions/EncycIopediaDramatica|EncycIopediaDramatica]]
*[[Special:Contributions/TheSatanicAngel|TheSatanicAngel]]
*[[Special:Contributions/PowerManZero|PowerManZero]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Simmeh|Simmeh]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MelchettFan|MelchettFan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Kellizar|Kellizar]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyParrotBlu|MyParrotBlu]]
*[[Special:Contributions/KiwiFarms|KiwiFarms]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BitterBully|BitterBully]]
*[[Special:Contributions/RubberDildo|RubberDildo]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DoxingMeepsheep|DoxingMeepsheep]]
*[[Special:Contributions/JewHunter|JewHunter]]
*[[Special:Contributions/MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎|MyselfOfHadEpiphany‎]]
===DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFAN2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME|Yes it is.
|<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy| Illiterate too...
|<bomberman> the general gist of the video is that i am a fucking loser and i am just annoying| Feel the shame...
|<bomberman> [[Lie|Nothing wrong with being homosexual]]| Oops!
|<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo *slur towards homosexuals*)| Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to [[TsimFuckis]]?
|<Bomberman> Stop fucking smacking me with a digital fish... asshole|Doesn't know how to /me in IRC
}}</center>
Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how [[Lolwut|ED is trolling itself]] by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.
<center>{{morphquote|BMFANMOARQUOTES|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<bomberman> i am trying to help you all| No.
|<bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything| [[Truth]]
|<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder| Totally NOT Autistic you guize!
|<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS| Meanwhile, Trolls slumber soundly...
|<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a [[Internet tough guy|bad guy]]. ... I am not here to play games.| Recognise GAME
|<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.| Fail Troll
|<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. [[Trolls remorse|I feel kind of bad about it]], he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username| Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler
|<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.| Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.
}}</center>
===Bomberman Plays Hardball===
[[File:stfudonny.jpg|thumb|right|AMIRONG?]]
Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.
<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHARDBALL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Okay look asshat. I have never hacked. I am not a hacker. Your wiki is lying about saying I hacked IRC. I am being framed by real hackers probably Taekesi.|I heard you [[Glenn Beck|raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.]]
|IHM is okay if you do not piss her off. I pissed her and MegaSavage off I think. They buddy up with people to turn them against me.|Yeah, looks like you pissed [[internet hate machine|"her"]] off.
|FredJuicy spammed me to kill myself. Unfortunately I do not have logs of the chats, or I would probably send them to the police (since you tried to get me to frame someone, and tried to get me to bomb).|Lol, go bomb, young bomberman!
|I told you all I would keep coming back| And so he has.
|So we can either negotiate or I can keep pestering your chat.| [[Asking for it]]
|How is this for a deal. ED takes down everyone elses personal articles and I allow ED to say anything about me if they do?| Thanks for your permission!
|I am willing to sacrifice myself for a greater purpose if necessary (its hard to type because my keys are sticky from the coke I spilled yesterday so apologies for typing slow).| I dont even know. Someone else take this one.
|You can merge all the articles into my articles and claim they are just sock accounts or paid actors/people by me if you want.| [[USI]]
|Then I will let you say whatever you want about me. Give you [[CP|nudes]] if you want. I am making concessions and trying to level with you all.| Hawt damn! Merge them articles already!
|Look I am a fan of FLCL, Futurama, etc. but I do not rage at those articles (they offend me a little) but I know it has points. The personal articles are just cyber bullying| lol.
|If I link youtube links than your bot adds another line of text... I can keep doing this| Proceeds to link a random youtube video about once every 3 minutes.  OH GOD PLEASE STOP!
|Last time I was in here Dr_Rice nearly made me soil myself. This is just revenge basically.| lol.
|Fuck you...You are lying about fixing the article. I had a job. Your dumb ass articles got me fired. You all ruined my life.| bummer, dude.
|I am just trying to troll you because you trolled me. Everytime you say you are going to delete the fucking articles. Then I wake up and new shit is added. YOU ARE ALL ADDING NEW SHIT| Spamming refresh on his own article
|ban gretchen! gretchen added stuff! ban gretchen, ban _Jakebob| Yup, that's how it works!
|I was not technically fired but I was not rehired WHEN MY ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN! I had two jobs, one was seasonal, and only a select few made it to the non-busy parts of the year, i might have made the cut if ED did not write those articles| Yeah, they didnt want you because someone wrote things about you on the internet, and not at all because you're a complete fucktard.
|just came online to let you all know I woke up. my bed was drenched wet from sweat, I just want you all to know the stress this shit has been causing me.| Actually that's urine, bro.
}}</center>
==BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!==
[[File:Bomberman Formal Apology.JPG|200px|thumb|right|His formal apology. It won't happen again.]]
Sometime around 10:14 PM,  March 17th, Bomberman attempted to [[flood]] #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM [[ED]] OR YOU [[Buttsecks|WILL FEEL THE PAIN"]] and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood [[zaiger]] and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.
According to devoted [[faggot|detectives]] that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman.  He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.
Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming [[ED IRC]]. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to [[MCR|My Chemical Romance]] videos on [[youtube|JewTube.]] He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to cement it to its place in ED for eternity. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out...yeah, maybe not.
{{Quote|<g2144> This will not stop til my article is removed. -bomberman}}
===It wasnt me!===
<center>{{morphquote|BMFANHAX|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I DID NOT FUCKING FLOOD IRC|That's not gonna stop anyone from saying that you did.
|I COULD NOT HACK ANYTHING|Yup, probably not. Again that's not gonna stop us from blaming it on you.
|I NEVER DDOSed anyone! IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FRAMED BY REAL HACKERS!| lol, really? You're that [[USI|important]]?
|They knew I posted youtube links and set me up! Look I am almost crying right now. I am being set up.|Sweet sweet tears...
}}</center>
[[File:Donald Buffkin takedown.jpg|center]]
==OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!==
New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very [[sick fuck|DARK]] past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an [[Troll's Remorse|ex]]-[[troll]].  Little is known about this [[women|period]] in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent [[almost raped|victim]] being preyed upon by merciless trolls.  One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.
<center>{{morphquote|BMTROLL|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] was my "[[penis|boss]]" until I joined an antitroll group on youtube|Need you more proof of the horrific [[truth]]?
|I befriended her a while ago|In reference to [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]].
|I sometimes [[trolls trolling trolls|troll the troll]] to give them a taste of their own [[semen|medicine]]|Evil cyberbullying in the flesh!
|[[trolls trolling trolls|Trolls do not like being trolled]]. Its a fact.|Fight fire with...[[fail]]?}}
</center>
==MegaSavage==
Feuding with a skiddie named Vincent. Donald the dumbfuck is utterly terror stricken by the beaner.
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==Bman's Response to Being Featured==
Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being [[AOTN|AOTN]]. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.
<center>{{morphquote|BMAOTN|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MOCKING ME. Answer my fucking question. I DEMAND ANSWERS.|Ultimatum
|All my [[ugly|acne]] has been getting worse. I am [[ginger|red at the face]]. I am a [[lie|heterosexual]] [[Forever Alone|virgin that is attached to his hand]]. I do not share the struggle of the [[gay|LGBT]].|Only [[gay|faggots]] say LGBT.
|[[Stupid|WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE FISH GOD DAMNIT? THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT MAKES A BEEP SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IT IS TYPED OUT]].|lol.
|I have no life so I am online all the time. THEN YOU ALL RUIN MY ONLINE LIFE.|Go outside, bro. Or [[an hero|kill yourself]].
|I got fucking tons of calls today|You don't enjoy being [[whore|popular?]]
|SOMEONE TAKE IT DOWN. Then I will leave IRC. You will all be sparred of the pain I bring this chat. The misery. The agony, and the annoyance.|--- FredJuicy has banned *!*@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net *** Bomberman was kicked by FredJuicy (kill yourself)
|Anyways. One last fuck you. And the message that MARK MY WORDS ED WILL PAY FOR THIS SHIT|ED better [[buy a dog]].}}
</center>


==Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile==
==Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile==


[[File:FeminineGuile.png|800px|center]]
[[File:FeminineGuile.png|800px|center]]
==See Also==
* [[Bomberman (Game)|Bomberman]]
* [[Blumpkin]]
* [[McLeodGaming]]
* [[Psychopath]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
* [[Bombermanfan/Logs]]
==External Links==
*<s>{{yt|u|Bombermanfan}}</s>
*{{yt|u|Bombermanfan2}}
*[http://forums.mcleodgaming.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31146 Obvious sock is ''obvious''...]
[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/digimon.10930/ ed forums account]
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/jewhunter.10951/ second ed forums account]
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Donald Buffkin = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


File:MyselfisTheLegend.jpeg
God of the Internet,


   
 
<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing?
<bomberman> Fully clothed and hugging a carpet.

 

 
 

— Oh the wholesomeness!

   
 
<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.
 

 
 

—WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A HARD WORKER AND HAS A HISTORY OF BEING ON TIME, EARLY, EVEN TO ALL OF HIS PAST JOBS HIRE HIM!

Bombermanfan (a.k.a. Digimon, Donnie, and (((Donald Rowland Buffkin))); born February 11, 1993) is a 32-year old self-admitted fierce tiger, badass troll, and overall swell guy in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "bombermanfan" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been banned from while using the username "bomberman".

He has a long and wholesome history of loving his cat, Frosty, and loving others, and also has admitted to having a swag problem and a bigheart.


Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile