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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Billie Eilish'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Billie Eilish'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, 2001 ({{age|2001|12|18}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, 2001 ({{age|2001|12|18}} years old)}} | ||
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== Descent into sexual deviancy == | == Descent into sexual deviancy == | ||
[[File:Billie out there with that big granny ass.png|250px|thumb|left|As if women (or anyone in general) would want to eat that dimply, smelly ass built like it belongs to a 50 year old woman.]] | [[File:Billie out there with that big granny ass.png|250px|thumb|left|As if women (or anyone in general) would want to eat that dimply, smelly ass built like it belongs to a 50 year old woman.]] | ||
[[File:Billie the femcel.png|300px|thumb|right|Billie taking part in a [[slashfic|yuri loving incel's]] wettest dream.]] | [[File:Billie the femcel.png|300px|thumb|right|Billie taking part in a [[slashfic|yuri loving incel's]] wettest dream.]] | ||
{{rainbowtiny|"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"}} | |||
[[File:Just WTF is Billie Eilish drinking.png|250px|thumb|left| Drinking period blood turning into semen? Typical [[bisexual]] behavior! Right?]] | [[File:Just WTF is Billie Eilish drinking.png|250px|thumb|left| Drinking period blood turning into semen? Typical [[bisexual]] behavior! Right?]] | ||
[[File:Billie fan account seething.png|300px|thumb|right|Because she committed sexual misconduct by singing about eating a pussy without the consent of so many women.]] | [[File:Billie fan account seething.png|300px|thumb|right|Because she committed sexual misconduct by singing about eating a pussy without the consent of so many women.]] | ||
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[[File:Billies fans talk shit about her 1.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh, her fans even notice her degeneracy!]] | |||
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<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|I think girls are hot, you know, humans are hot, and if I ever fell in love with one, hell, I would not mind.| Billie talking about women like she's some sort of [[incel]]. | |I think girls are hot, you know, humans are hot, and if I ever fell in love with one, hell, I would not mind.| Billie talking about women like she's some sort of [[incel]]. | ||
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|i like boys and girls leave me alone about it please literally who cares?| Apparently, [[you]] do!| | |i like boys and girls leave me alone about it please literally who cares?| Apparently, [[you]] do!| | ||
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== Billie's hatred against men == | == Billie's hatred against men == | ||
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|<br><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaJx0Gj_LCY</youtube> <br><center>'''Billie wants all men to be gay'''</center> | |<br><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaJx0Gj_LCY</youtube> <br><center>'''Billie wants all men to be gay'''</center> | ||
|<br><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O565nDewUGU</youtube> <br><center>'''Billie calling men weak like the [[SJW]] snowflake she is'''</center> | |<br><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O565nDewUGU</youtube> <br><center>'''Billie calling men weak like the [[SJW]] snowflake she is'''</center> | ||
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{{quote|Listen, I’m not shaming people for their looks, but I am though... You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. I swear to God, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you’re still ugly though. Can’t change that. Maybe that’s why.| As if Billie [[fugly|looks any better]] than whoever she said this to|}} | {{quote|Listen, I’m not shaming people for their looks, but I am though... You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. I swear to God, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you’re still ugly though. Can’t change that. Maybe that’s why.| As if Billie [[fugly|looks any better]] than whoever she said this to|}} | ||
One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared [[FAT]] FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat? | One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared [[FAT]] FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat? Well, as we mentioned before, Billie thinks masturbation is a very important part of life. Yet she seemed quite horrified <s>and possibly turned on at the same time</s> that the sick fucks who fap to My 600 Pound Life even found her sexually attractive enough to make crappy drawings of her surpassing both the stars of that show and [[CaseOh]] in weight! | ||
== Trying to cover up her racist past == | |||
<center><big>'''Billie claims to be supportive of racial justice...'''</big></center> | |||
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|If I hear one more white person say "aLL liVeS maTtEr" one more fucking time, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind," she continued. "Will you shut the fuck up? No one is saying your life is not hard. No one is saying literally anything at all about you. All you mfs do is find a way to make everything about yourself.|Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie | |||
|Society gives you privilege just for being white. You can be poor, you can be struggling. And still your skin color is giving you more privilege than you even realize and nobody is saying that makes you better than anyone. It just lets you live your life without having to worry about surviving simply because of your skin color!!! You are privileged!!|Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie | |||
|If all lives matter why are back people killed for just being black? Why are immigrants persecuted? Why are white people given opportunities that people of other races aren't? Why is it okay for white people to protest literally being asked to stay at home while carrying semi-automatic weapons? Why is it okay for black people to be called thugs for protesting the murder of innocent people?... White. Fucking. Privilege.|Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie | |||
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<center><big>'''Despite having made racist comments herself in the past!</big></center> | |||
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R298RkseO00</youtube></center> | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
Revision as of 06:00, 21 May 2025
| Billie Eilish | |
|---|---|
| Born | December 18, 2001 (24 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt |
| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer |
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is an ugly ass snowflake who writes shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes.
Descent into sexual deviancy




It all started when little Billie got addicted to porn at the age of 11 in an attempt to be like the "cool" kids. She would watch it so much that it eventually corrupted her brain into thinking about nothing but sex, accidentally programming her brain into a vicious cycle of cringe-worthy sexual comedy. Billie's secret of being interested in women was revealed by Variety in November 2023 when of course she wasn't ready to tell the world about her depraved desires up until the next year, when she came clean about getting more sexual tensions than incels do when seeing women. From wanting her face in a vagina to masturbating in front a mirror, one has to wonder why people constantly sexualize her. Right after making a vow to never speak about her sexuality ever again, she went on to say that she had "lots of good sex" throughout 2024. Who knows how much period blood she was drinking after telling the world how much she likes women and hates asexuality?
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— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel. | ||
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Billie's hatred against men
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Billie was trapped inside a closet repressing her nasty desires for women at the time she wrote this dumb song about wanting someone to be gay. But wait! She didn't write this song about how much she wants a girl to bump coochies with her. No, no! In her mind, the inspiration was a tragic tale of unrequited love, where the villain was none other than a boy who had the audacity to find her interesting. Oh, the horror! She felt so objectified, like a piece of meat at a barbecue, that she just had to channel her feelings into a shitty song whining about how she wished the boy played for the dicks instead. But wait! Her man-hating doesn’t end there! She also thinks men are immune to body shaming. Ironic coming from someone who can’t stand it when people comment on her fridge bod built like a mother who has more than one child. You know, the kind of body that has seen a few too many midnight snack runs and pizza parties? But here’s the kicker: she’s convinced that while she’s out here dodging the harsh judgments of society like a contestant on a reality competition show, men are just strolling through life, blissfully unaware of the pressures of body image. Imagine it! Men, with their six-pack abs and chiseled jaws, prancing around as if they’re not also subject to the wrath of the societal beauty standards. Meanwhile, Billie’s over here, pen in hand, composing an anthemic battle cry for all the girls who have ever felt like they were just a little too fat n' ugly for people who prefer the stick thin models, ignoring the many men who struggle with body image and disregarding the pressure men face to look like they took a whole bunch of steroids.

— As if Billie looks any better than whoever she said this to | ||
One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared FAT FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat? Well, as we mentioned before, Billie thinks masturbation is a very important part of life. Yet she seemed quite horrified and possibly turned on at the same time that the sick fucks who fap to My 600 Pound Life even found her sexually attractive enough to make crappy drawings of her surpassing both the stars of that show and CaseOh in weight!
Trying to cover up her racist past
—Billie suffering from internalized white people hatred as she scratches her nasty coochie | ||
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