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'''Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter''' is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. | '''Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter''' is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil. | ||
[[File:Sabrina transformation.png|200px|left|]] | |||
{{quote| I'm so fucking horny!| Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that}} | {{quote| I'm so fucking horny!| Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that}} | ||
== The wildest things she's ever done on stage == | == The wildest things she's ever done on stage == | ||
[[File: | [[File:Sabrina collage.png|350px|thumb|right|A compilation of Sabrina trying to get all the men to cum straight to her panties in the presence of little kids.]] [[File:WTF is Sabrina doing to those men.png|225px|thumb|left|A threesome ON STAGE?! [[Pedophilia|AND IN THE PRESENCE OF A BUNCH OF KIDS!?]]]] | ||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 1.mp4| | |||
File:Sabrina raunchy performance 2.mp4| | |||
[[File:Sabrina | </gallery></center> | ||
[[File:Sabrina trying to be Miley Cyrus.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina waiting to get fucked right in the pussy on stage]] | |||
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more [[asexuality|asexual]] woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does. | In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more [[asexuality|asexual]] woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does. | ||
{{quote| Man, his knees so weak he had to spread mine... He's drinkin' my bathwater like it's red wine... Coachella, see you back here when I headline.| The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped}} | {{quote| Man, his knees so weak he had to spread mine... He's drinkin' my bathwater like it's red wine... Coachella, see you back here when I headline.| The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped}} | ||
[[File:Aliensexualsabrina.png|250px|thumb|left|Oh, are we showing sexual attraction to people in alien costumes now?]] | |||
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves. | Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves. | ||
[[File:Sabrina sucks a performers dick.png|200px|thumb|right|Sabrina violating another performer.]] | |||
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina [[prison rape|going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there]]. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so). | Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina [[prison rape|going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there]]. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so). | ||
One of her most [[lie|surprising]] moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? [https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-juno-lyrics The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!]. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality. | One of her most [[lie|surprising]] moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? [https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-juno-lyrics The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!]. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality. | ||
{{ | [[File:Sabrina begs for more followers at 26.png|175px|thumb|left|LOL How degenerate does she think people are that they'd want to follow her after each and every shitshow from her?]] | ||
=== Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances === | |||
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|I feel like I’ve learned a lot more about sexuality through writing those than people think... I think people think I’m just obnoxiously horny, when in reality, writing them comes from the ability to not be fearful of your sexuality| No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of [[Pedophilia|CHILDREN]] | |||
|But you'll still get the occasional mother that has a strong opinion on how you should be dressing. And to that I just say, don't come to the show and that's OK| Sabrina responding to those whose ears she violated with her music|}}</center> | |||
== Sabrina could be the white girl version of Drake! == | |||
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life. | |||
Sabrina [[Lie|humorously]] admitted her own uncertainty, asking the audience, "Have you listened to the album?" full of songs about what a filthy, horny whore she is. | |||
A moment later, she turned back to the fan and inquired, "How are you feeling? Would you say you're feeling quite sad? Or perhaps angry? Or would you say you are," she hesitated, searching for the right word, then asked, "horny?" Realizing her misstep, she quickly corrected herself, saying, "Wait, I shouldn't have asked you that. You're underage. Oh my god, oh my god." She then rephrased her question, asking, "Are you just, like, excited to meet new people?" as if that's going to make her seem more innocent. | |||
== Catching the attention of [[PETA]] with her outfits == | == Catching the attention of [[PETA]] with her outfits == | ||
Revision as of 17:45, 19 May 2025
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| Sabrina Carpenter | |
| Born | May 11, 1999 (26 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer, Professional slut |
Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil.
— Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that | ||
The wildest things she's ever done on stage
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more asexual woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
— The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped | ||
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).
One of her most surprising moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.
Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances
— No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of CHILDREN | ||
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Sabrina could be the white girl version of Drake!
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life.
Sabrina humorously admitted her own uncertainty, asking the audience, "Have you listened to the album?" full of songs about what a filthy, horny whore she is.
A moment later, she turned back to the fan and inquired, "How are you feeling? Would you say you're feeling quite sad? Or perhaps angry? Or would you say you are," she hesitated, searching for the right word, then asked, "horny?" Realizing her misstep, she quickly corrected herself, saying, "Wait, I shouldn't have asked you that. You're underage. Oh my god, oh my god." She then rephrased her question, asking, "Are you just, like, excited to meet new people?" as if that's going to make her seem more innocent.
Catching the attention of PETA with her outfits
The self proclaimed "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" are already infamous for shaming people who can't resist the taste of beef, chicken, pork, fish, and so many other forms of animal flesh. But wait! They don't stop there! They also hate it when people wear fur on their clothes. Little Sabrina thought she could turn them on by trying to look "sexy" while wearing them.
