Fritz the Cat

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Fritz the Cat is an American animated furfag film made before the internets were invented. This film is both the debut and career poison of director Ralph Bakshi, who would later go on to molest little children at petting zoos.

The movie is about Fritz, a 2deep4u furfag that rapes women because he can, blows shit up, and gets a bunch of niggers bombed by the military. No, seriously. If he wasn't a furfag he would be awesome. The film tries to be "satire" in the same sense that ED tries to be satire when talking about Scientology, and as a result is a mess of unnecessary nudity, racism, and drug use as a result of this, and became the first X rated animated film (non-Americunt translation: it's legally rated pron). It focuses on Fritz, a furry in pre-internets New York City who explores the ideals of yiffing and sociopolitical consciousness. Oh, and this movie also somehow made a fuck ton of money because the world is full of sick fucks who secretly enjoy bestiality.

Plot

The film opens up with some construction workers talking about shit that nobody cares about, when suddenly one of them starts pissing on pedestrians below. Charming. Afterwards, we're greeted with a lovely New York park, where Fritz and his fursona friends show up with guitars in an attempt to meet girls, all in vain as the women in the park would rather try to get big black dick inside of them. No, seriously. Fritz then tries to pick up the girls by convincing them that he is a tormented soul, and says a whole lot of other cult-like meaningless bullshit to bring them up to his friend's apartment, where a wild party is taking place and Fritz drags the girls into the bathroom, where the four of them have group sex in the bathtub. Meanwhile, a police force of literal pigs in human clothing arrives to raid the party. As the two officers walk up the stairs, the partygoers jump into the tub, pushing Fritz to the side where he takes solace in some dank weed. Unfortunately, nobody dies yet in the police raid, so the audience is questioning if this really does take place in 'Merica. As the pig becomes exhausted from fighting off high, horny furverts, a very intoxicated Fritz jumps out of the toilet, grabs the pig's gun, and shoots the toilet, causing the water main to break and flooding everybody out of the apartment. The pigs proceed to yakety sax after Fritz down the street and into a sacred Jewish sanctuary (no, not a bank, a church). He manages to escape when the congregation gets up to celebrate the United States' decision to send more weapons into Israel. He then tries to fuck a black woman against her will.

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