Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish
Born	December 18, 2001 (24 years old)
Nationality	Americunt
Ethnicity	White devils
Gender	Female
Occupation	Singer

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is an ugly ass snowflake who writes shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes.

Descent into sexual deviancy

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

"MY NAME IS BILLIE AND I WANT MY FACE IN A VAGINA!"

Billie taking part in a yuri loving incel's wettest dream.

It all started when little Billie got addicted to porn at the age of 11 in an attempt to be like the "cool" kids. She would watch it so much that it eventually corrupted her brain into thinking about nothing but sex, accidentally programming her brain into a vicious cycle of cringe-worthy sexual comedy. Billie's secret of being interested in women was revealed by Variety in November 2023 when of course she wasn't ready to tell the world about her depraved desires up until the next year, when she came clean about getting more sexual tensions than incels do when seeing women. From wanting her face in a vagina to masturbating in front a mirror, one has to wonder why people constantly sexualize her. Right after making a vow to never speak about her sexuality ever again, she went on to say that she had "lots of good sex" throughout 2024. Who knows how much period blood she was drinking after telling the world how much she likes women and hates asexuality?

So much for not wanting to be sexualized, huh? Masturbating is sooo important to her No wonder she's so fucked up in the head! Previous Video | Next Video

	“	I think girls are hot, you know, humans are hot, and if I ever fell in love with one, hell, I would not mind.	„
	— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel.

	“	I'm physically attracted to them. But I'm also so intimidated by them and their beauty and their presence	„
	— Billie talking about women like she's some sort of incel.

	“	I basically talk about sex any time I possibly can, that’s literally my favorite topic	„
	— Billie says this yet she doesn't she want men sexualizing her? What a fucking hypocrite!

	“	I think it’s such a frowned-upon thing to talk about, and I think that should change... You asked me what I do to decompress? That shit can really, really save you sometimes, just saying. Can’t recommend it more, to be real	„
	— Billie's view on sex as a whole topic.

	“	TMI, but self-pleasure is an enormous, enormous part of my life, and a huge, huge help for me, people should be jerking it, man. I can’t stress it enough, as somebody with extreme body issues and dysmorphia that I’ve had my entire life.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool.

	“	Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had. I've got to say, looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking ‘I look really good right now’ is so helpful.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool.

	“	I should have a Ph.D. in masturbation, I have learned that looking at myself and watching myself feel pleasure has been an extreme help in loving myself and accepting myself, and feeling empowered and comfortable.	„
	— Billie Incel thinks fapping is so cool

	“	I guess I also underestimate that things I say will be blown up into the biggest news of the whole world	„
	— Billie after seeing all the people who fap to female faggotry

	“	I wish no one knew anything about my sexuality or anything about my dating life. Ever, ever, ever	„
	— Billie knew she fucked up because she couldn't help herself.

	“	I think it really destroyed my brain and I feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn	„
	— Why Billie can't stop thinking about pussy these days.

	“	i like boys and girls leave me alone about it please literally who cares?	„
	— Apparently, you do!

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Billie's hatred against men

Billie wants all men to be gay Billie calling men weak like the SJW snowflake she is Previous Video | Next Video

Billie was trapped inside a closet repressing her nasty desires for women at the time she wrote this dumb song about wanting someone to be gay. But wait! She didn't write this song about how much she wants a girl to bump coochies with her. No, no! In her mind, the inspiration was a tragic tale of unrequited love, where the villain was none other than a boy who had the audacity to find her interesting. Oh, the horror! She felt so objectified, like a piece of meat at a barbecue, that she just had to channel her feelings into a shitty song whining about how she wished the boy played for the dicks instead. But wait! Her man-hating doesn’t end there! She also thinks men are immune to body shaming. Ironic coming from someone who can’t stand it when people comment on her fridge bod built like a mother who has more than one child. You know, the kind of body that has seen a few too many midnight snack runs and pizza parties? But here’s the kicker: she’s convinced that while she’s out here dodging the harsh judgments of society like a contestant on a reality competition show, men are just strolling through life, blissfully unaware of the pressures of body image. Imagine it! Men, with their six-pack abs and chiseled jaws, prancing around as if they’re not also subject to the wrath of the societal beauty standards. Meanwhile, Billie’s over here, pen in hand, composing an anthemic battle cry for all the girls who have ever felt like they were just a little too fat n' ugly for people who prefer the stick thin models, ignoring the many men who struggle with body image and disregarding the pressure men face to look like they took a whole bunch of steroids.

Billie thinks fat fetish art is body shaming, apparently

	“	Listen, I’m not shaming people for their looks, but I am though... You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. I swear to God, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you’re still ugly though. Can’t change that. Maybe that’s why.	„
	— As if Billie looks any better than whoever she said this to

One day, one of her many simps asked her whether or not Billie is still affected by body shaming. Her response? She shared FAT FETISH ART out of her with the caption "you mean this?" Fans were confused as hell as to what Billie was trying to say. Could it be that she thinks it's body shaming to draw her as a disgustingly obese slob? Could it be that she gets hot and bothered by fantasies of herself being really fat?

External links

• Even her fans notice her degeneracy!
• Gee, we wonder why

Billie Eilish is part of the following series:

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  Music
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  Faggotry
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  Whores
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  Social Justice