Donald Trump

Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.

Donald John Trump is a white American male and the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie Home Alone 2 as a friendly but otherwise average human being.

This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:

• The Donald — for all the white nationalist Kekistani alt-right racists who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: Electric Boogaloo.
• Donald Drumpf — for all the white guilt-filled nu-male soyboys living in San Francisco who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.

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External Links

•  realDonaldTrump — His personal Twitter account
•  POTUS — His official Presidential Twitter account
  •  POTUS45 — First term
•  DonaldTrump — His personal Facebook account
•  POTUS — His official Facebook account
  •  POTUS45 — First term
• realdonaldtrump — His Instagram page
• Donald J Trump — His YouTube account

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