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|BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''All Tarrantulas have [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so you can't say anything bad! :-('''</big></big><br /><br /><big>Remember that, Insensitive Fuck !.</big>
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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are autistic [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[losers]] who Won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by  reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|Disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|Horribly wrong]] and they will be worse than or similar to [[Door cuck]].</font></td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''Tarrant Kids'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 15, 2019}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationalities:'''|Global [[File:Unitednationsflag.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupations'''|Varies}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 54 , injured 63}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| #36}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'N'Slash, Co-op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|N/A}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motives'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow| Collective:|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
{{Ibrow| Individual:| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[John Earnest|Faggot]], [[Nathaniel Veltman| Gender dysphoria]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Online Bullying]], [[Patrick Crusius|schizophrenia]], [[Stephan Balliet|Baldness]],}}
{{Ibend}}
{{glow|Tarrantulas}}{{Nazi}} (Aka Tarrant Kids, Tarrant clones) are the racist [[Moralfag]] cousins of [[columbiners]] Who {{Strike|were groomed by {{Glow|[[Glownigger|Glowniggers]]}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]}} became Enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy Natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to [[Niggers]], [[Spics]], [[Kikes]], [[Azns]], [[Liberals|White race Traitors]], and most notably, [[Sandniggers]]. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have been [[Fail|Barely able to top one person]]. Despite the White supremacist nature of Being a Tarrant Kid, You can be a [[Pajeet|Mudnigger]]-[[Spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|Still be one]]. The danger from Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|actually topping the scoreboard]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|Being unable to cause any damage whatsoever]].
== History ==
Our Story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot up the sandniggers]] back in 2019. Since he Livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this would cause a bunch of retarded Incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes.
==First Disciple of the lord ==
''For more information, see [[John Earnest]]''
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file:EarnestSmile.jpeg|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard
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On April 27, 2019, A Deformed Mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California Compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|Ar-15]]. Being the subhuman bacterial growth he is, he only managed to score 1 Jewess before running away like a [[coward]] and later getting V&.
== Symptoms ==
These are the common warning signs of becoming infected with Tarrantula poison
* Adressing [[Muslims]] as Kebabs
* Being a [[Furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]]
* Subscribing to [[Pewdiepie]]

Revision as of 18:20, 22 December 2024