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'''Generation Alpha''' ( | [[File:IPad Kid.jpg|thumb|What a funny way to parent your child!]] | ||
'''Generation Alpha''' (or the '''iPad kids''') are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2010—2025. Following the eventual death of the [[Gen Z]] age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by [[TikTok|social media]] apps. | |||
Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting [[high school]]s (oldest of the bunch are now {{age|2010|0|0}}-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play [[Roblox]] first-person shooters, [[YouTube#Gay Content|YouTube Kids]] Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices. | |||
And as for the Gen Betas – they haven't been born yet. Though they're on the horizon. God only knows what their humour will be. | |||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
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And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]]. | And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]]. | ||
==See | ==See also== | ||
*[[Sandy Hook]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids. | *[[Sandy Hook]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids. | ||
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of | *[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2024. | ||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | *[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | ||
*[[Millennials]] - their parents. | *[[Millennials]] - their parents. | ||
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | *[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | ||
*[[Baby Boomers]] - | *[[Baby Boomers]] - they're also parents! | ||
{{Generations}} | {{Generations}} | ||
[[Category:Stub]] | [[Category:Stub]] | ||
[[Category:Generations]] | [[Category:Generations]] | ||
Revision as of 21:53, 19 November 2024
Generation Alpha (or the iPad kids) are the next generation of brain-dead newfags birthed between the years 2010—2025. Following the eventual death of the Gen Z age, Alpha was spawned. Caused by years of irresponsible parenting, Gen Alpha are known to have an extremely retarded sense of fine-motor skills and are unable to understand their environment, rarely agreeing with the outside world unless it was proven true by social media apps.
Unfortunately, many of these individuals have reached the age of inhabiting high schools (oldest of the bunch are now 14-years old...) But, in the time they are not at education, it is essential for them to cozy on in and play Roblox first-person shooters, YouTube Kids Cocomelon and Skibidi Toilet on their rat infested iPad screens, all the while their own parents occupy themselves with devices.
And as for the Gen Betas – they haven't been born yet. Though they're on the horizon. God only knows what their humour will be.
Faggotry
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.
Education
As schools become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.
Notable members of Gen Alpha
- People in elementary school
And others that nobody gives a shit about.
See also
- Sandy Hook - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
- Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2024.
- Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
- Millennials - their parents.
- Gen X - sometimes their parents.
- Baby Boomers - they're also parents!