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'''TL;DR:''' Despite warnings about what was fucking obviously going to happen, a bunch of jerks poked a wasp nest with sharp sticks, got stung to death, and everyone said it was the wasps' fault for being poked in the first place, disregarding the fact that wasps only exist to sting other things. | '''TL;DR:''' Despite warnings about what was fucking obviously going to happen, a bunch of jerks poked a wasp nest with sharp sticks, got stung to death, and everyone said it was the wasps' fault for being poked in the first place, disregarding the fact that wasps only exist to sting other things. | ||
Revision as of 01:41, 12 January 2015
(HAHAHAH, DISREGARD THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A BUTTHURT SANDNIGGER!!! DEATH TO PISLAM!!!)
<strikeout>Charlie Hebdo is a crappy gov funded French satirical magazine managed by a bunch of oldfags that published ugly cartoons and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. It was made more than 100 years ago and for some odd reason, is still going on even today, mostly because it receives government funding and that without it, it would slowly start to decrepit to finally meet his ineluctable fate.
On several occasions this bastion of free thought (although most of the time they are making fun of Christians and Muslims but very rarely of Jews because they know who is the big dick here) has published depictions of the prophet Mohamed, knowing full well that some Muslims take great exception to such depictions even when they aren't crude insults, as these ones mostly were. The Charlie Hebdo team scoffed at warnings of imminent danger, saying: "We are proud guardians of the Freedom Of Speech!"
One day, after a long pause, a giant cake wrapped in ribbons was delivered to the Charlie Hebdo offices. Everyone was delighted to see it. Then SURPRISE! gunmen jumped out, shot everyone dead, and ran away like pussies.
Everyone in the (Christian) west was offended that it was not possible to deeply insult the religion of religious fundamentalist terrorists and get away with it, so they all got together to hold hands in Paris and wear totally gay "Je suis Charlie!" t-shirts. In attendance were representatives from those havens of free speech and unfettered journalism Russia, Egypt, Turkey, Algeria and the United Arab Emirates. But no-one made a fuss about that, because, you know, ISLAM.
TL;DR: Despite warnings about what was fucking obviously going to happen, a bunch of jerks poked a wasp nest with sharp sticks, got stung to death, and everyone said it was the wasps' fault for being poked in the first place, disregarding the fact that wasps only exist to sting other things.