CHAZ/CHOP Protests

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) or Capitol Hill Organised Protest (CHOP) was a pathetic excuse of trying to create an autonomous anarchist commune within the city of Seattle. Chaz was established on the June 8th, 2020 and was taken down on July 1st 2020 by the pigs, within those 23 days multiple lulz took place.

The zone originally covered two intersections at the corners of Cal Anderson Park and the roads leading up to them, and was setup by protestors protesting the recent death of George Floyd and police brutality (Keep "pigs" brutality in mind for later).

(June 1–8) Founding CHAZ

The Foundation of CHAZ started with clashes between the Pigs and the Protestors, S-PIG-D with their full riot gear used their normal tricks including blast balls, flashbangs, tear gas and pepper spray to tell the protestors to fuck off.(the combat kept escalating that on June 5th a 30 day ban on tear gas was announced by seattle mayor).

These clashes went back and forth until the 7th day, where the pigs were pushed back and forced to board up the East Precinct and install sturdier barriers, The situation intensified after 8 pm, when a Protestor was shot while trying to slow down a truck, This sent the protestors into a retard frenzy where they up the intensity and begun throwing bottles, rocks and fireworks. The Pigs resumed the use of tear gas (ignoring the mayor's retarded and gay ban), and returned fire with pepper spray and flashbangs against protesters at 11th and Pine.

Fearing further escalation the pigs had to bitch it and run away like the little pussies they are, squealing wee wee wee all the way home, abandoning their police station to be claimed by the victorious CHAZians. The CHAZians quickly repositioned street barricades in a one-block radius around the station, and declared the area "Free Capitol Hill" along with seceding from the Jewnited States of Americunts