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Every so often a giant [[dragon]] will swoop down from the [[heaven]]s above to eat the giant fiery hydrogen death ball of infinite [[cancer]]. If you follow the much cooler [[Nazi|Norse Mythology]] version, [[Furfag|Fenrir Wolf]] will eat the sun and quickly shit it out after getting his ass kicked by the [[Germany|Asgardian]] badass Tyr.  Unfortunately, if you're a [[Islam|kowtowing rug jockey]] your religion won't allow you to go outside and watch this marvel of astronomy with your naked eyes, like you should. Most likely, your Mullah will put out an order and demand that everyone come to the mosque, dressed in their best [[an hero|suicide vest]] and pray from when the eclipse starts until the giant monster above becomes frightened by your prayers and spits the sun out of his mouth, failing to eat it. [[truth|We wish we were joking.]]
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==Why The 2017 Eclipse Was So Important==
 
[[Image:1eclipse555.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The end is near. If you have a gun shoot into the sky at a 45-degree angle to protect yourself]]
[[File:Rahu erde schatten.jpg|right|thumb|250px|If you're a Muslim and were to look outside your mosque, this is what you'd see. Don't believe us? Observe the eclipse for 5 or 6 minutes with your unprotected eyes and you'll see we were not lying]]
 
2017 was the first eclipse to occur over the Continental [[United States]] in [[at least 100|99]] years. What this meant was that [[scientist]]s didn't have to go trampling off to some [[Africa|shithole third world country]] full of [[terrorist]]s and risk getting their [[pwnt|head chopped off]] by some crazed sand-eater for "[[just because]]" reasons. Otherwise, as over 75% of the world is covered in water, most solar eclipses happen over water making them hard to observe, because astronomers either have to be on a ship that will be in that location or be on a plane following it in order to record and collect data.
 
The unfortunate consequence is that every [[retard|fuckwit]] in the world will be broadcasting these events telling us about [[Scientology|aliens and Xenu]].
 
If you missed out on the 2017 one (because you were in [[jail]], chained to a radiator, [[loser|you couldn't get out of work]], or [[your mom]] was afraid of giant moon rabbits invading Earth), there will be another one on 8 April 2024.
 
 
==What Exactly Is An Eclipse==
 
[[Image:1eclipse999.jpg|thumb|right|250px|What those dirty non-believers want you to believe]]
 
Really? If you're one of those [[atheist|Giant Terrestrial Land Hydra - Flying Spaghetti Monster]] twits that can't believe the [[truth]] when we tell you that a Giant Scandanavian Wolf, born when an [[Tom Cruise|angry dwarf]] fucked a horse, is eating the sun then we'll amuse you with the [[lie]].
An eclipse is when an astronomical body is temporarily obscured by a second body as it passes between the primary body and the viewer in what is known as [[education|syzygy]] or a straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies in a gravitational system.
After such a nice triple point, scrabble word like syzygy, most of you will stick with the easier example that a giant wolf is eating the sun.
 
== Eclipse Safety ==
 
[[File:Melting face.gif|thumb|right|250px|No matter what you heard, this will never happen]]
 
[[File:BerserkEclipse.jpg|thumb|right|250px|When the sun is covered, the door will be opened to the netherworld and demons will have domain over Earth again. You will only be able to protect yourself with a sword]]
 
First and foremost, despite what you've heard, staring at a solar eclipse at the moment it achieves totality is perfectly safe because it's only the moon you are looking at. If there was any danger of looking at the moon don't you think there'd be warnings about doing it at night? You can look all you want at the moon at night with nothing happening to your eyes so how can it be any more [[stupid|dangerous]] during a total eclipse? In fact, you can even view the moon through a light amplifying tool like a telescope with no ill effects – so how can an eclipse be bad?
 
All this talk about infrared and ultraviolet radiation is nothing but [[truth|lies]]; have you ever heard of anyone getting a sunburn at night? If for some reason [[your mom]] is bitching you out about blue shift, radiation, and other made up crap that doesn't exist, all you need is a good pair of Raybans and you'll be perfectly safe because they advertise themselves as being able to filter out [[nothing|100%]] of all these made-up things.
 
Besides, the reason why no one wants you to look at the moon unprotected during an eclipse is because you'll be able to see the [[Sailor Moon|rabbits]] living on its surface mining marshmallow topping. So go ahead, stare away.
 
==The ED Eclipse Mythos==
 
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* The reason the Diamond Ring event happens during an eclipse is because [[Chris Chan]] is trying to win over another girl that he has fallen in [[love]] with by offering her jewelry.
* It has been written that [[BakaRed|Schnitzel and The Pondcat]] will bring about the end of the world when they roll the sun up in a [[drugs|fat-one]] and smoke it. This is why there is always a ring of fire associated with an eclipse.
* Some have said an eclipse happens because [[Girlvinyl]]'s [[fat]]ass is getting in the way of the sun.  Make sure you scream, "Move your fatass out of the way Girlvinyl" at the sky to make the eclipse go away.
* Some have said that [[BakaRed]] went on a bender and is pissing on the sun making it go out.
* The [[Leftard|Liberals]] were right and [[Trump|Our Great God Emperor Hero]] set up his [[Simpsons|Sun blocking machine]]!
* Trolls showed up at [[Null]]'s [[Your Mom|mother]]'s house again so he turned out the Sun and is hiding under the bed.
* [[Islam|Terrorists]] are blowing up the Sun.
* It's [[Goatse]]!
* [[God]] is rolling his eyes at all the little [[T.I.T.S]] faggots.
* It's a [[Stupid|Darwin Test]] designed by [[God]] himself to weed out the dumbass, dirty [[pothead]]s and the [[tards|Short Bus Squad]] by getting them to stare at the sun and melt their eyes right out of their heads.
* After a 3-hour mathematics lecture by [[Carl Sagan]] on the [[Ouija Board]], it's a predictable astronomical event where the moon blocks the sun and casts a shadow on the Earth. Seriously? Who would ever believe this line of Bullshit?
 
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{{quote|So you're betting $1 that says that Doopie DoOver will be dumb enough to burn out his phone's camerea trying to record the eclipse.  I'll take it.|Schnitzel accepting a bet}}
==Total Solar Eclipses==
===August 21, 2017===
 
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*Location______ Partial Eclipse Begins_ Sun Completely Obscured
 
*Salem, OR______09:05 am PDT_______10:18 am PDT
*Idaho Falls, ID______ 10:15 am MDT_______ 11:33 am MDT
*Casper, WY______ 10:22 am MDT_______ 11:43 am MDT
*Lincoln, NE______ 11:37 am CDT_______ 1:03 pm CDT
*Sabetha, KS______ 11:38 am CDT_______ 1:05 pm CDT
*Jefferson City, MO______ 11:46 am CDT_______ 1:14 pm CDT
*Carbondale, IL______ 11:52 am CDT_______ 1:21 pm CDT
*Hopkinsville, KY______ 11:56 am CDT_______ 1:25 pm CDT
*Nashville, TN______ 11:58 am CDT_______ 1:28 pm CDT
*Talulah Falls, GA______ 1:07 pm EDT_______ 2:37 pm EDT
*Columbia, SC______ 1:13 pm EDT_______ 2:43 pm EDT
*Charleston, SC______ 1:16 pm EDT_______ 2:47 pm EDT
 
===April 8, 2024===
 
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==Gallery of Awesome==
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Image:2eclipsenull111.jpg|Looks like Null's getting trolled again
Image:2algore234.jpg|Please. I promise I'll be good.  Someone tell Al Gore to quit it with the math.
Image:1eclipse777.jpg|Schnitzel and The Pondcat burning a fat one.
Image:1eclipse123.jpg|The simplest example of what happens during an eclipse.
Image:1retardcwc111.png|Just in case you needed proof about retards, electronic media and eclipses
Image:7eclipse876.jpg|As seen from a welding lens and a camera phone.
Image:Eclipse_-_Space_View.jpg|As seen from SPAAAAACE!
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Image:Eclipse_-_Jet_Liner.jpg
Image:Eclipse_-_Screaming_Sun.jpg
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== Disclaimer ==
 
The writer of this article is a mean spirited [[Jew]] and is pissed off for one reason or another, most likely because someone tried to steal his [[Jew Gold]] or because he met his [[girlfriend]]'s mother and peered exactly 25 years into the future. You should not take any of his advice about looking into the sun at any time. If you are dumb enough to look into an eclipse, you deserve to have your eyes melted out of your head and have an article written about you where everyone can point and laugh at your stupidity.
 
== See Also ==
 
[[File:Mcdonalds staff 2017 notice about break for solar eclipse.jpg|thumb|220px|God Bless America]]
*[[Berserk]]
*[[Carl Sagan]]
*[[Einstein]]
*[[Science]]
*[[Physics]]
*[[Facts]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[BakaRed|Schnitzel and the Pondcat]]
*[[BakaRed|Al Gore]]
*[[The Big Bang Theory]]
*[[Bill Nye]]
*[[Religion]]
*[[Pain (Physical)]] This is your body saying "''OMG! THEY WERE RIGHT. MY EYES <b>ARE</b> MELTING OUT OF MY HEAD!''"
*The [[Moon]] obviously
*[[Gurren Lagann]] I like the evil moon.
*[[Sailor Moon]] Seriously, how could I not?
 
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{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] April 7 & 8, [[2024]]|[[Sailor Moon]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Genocide]]}}
 
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