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| (00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA}}
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| '''''Adventure Time''''' is yet another batshit-insane [[politically correct]] cartoon series that airs on ''Cartoon Network'', while pandering to queers, [[SJW|social justice wankers]], and [[autistic]] [[13 year old boy|13-year-olds]] around the globe. The show is about an egotistical faggot named Finn, and his talking shape-shifting pedo dog, Jake, with a quest to ruin everything good about living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Most people will quickly give this show the finger and go out to buy [[Fallout|Fallout 3 or 4]]. Shit, if you really think about it, this show is a bigger ripoff of the classic Don Johnson movie, ''A Boy And His Dog'' than Fallout. [[File:MassacreTime.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Columbine|Massacre Time]]]] To clarify, let's compare Johnson's: both are set in an apocalyptic world. Both main characters have a talking dog as a best friend. Both main characters have the same quest in life, to get laid, and they all come across challenges from an evil character and a good one. I wish Pedoton Ward would already get to the end where Johnson [[fuck|had sex with]] the girl only to realize he doesn't want a princess, and all the trappings that come with her, so he kills her to save the life of his dog by feeding her to him, because Don Johnson's character would rather live a life of adventure with his dog than be held down by broken societal rules and a needy bitch. But no. It ends with an extremely crappy and unfulfilling [[lesbian]] kiss in the ass.
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| [[File:What the fuck am I reading Finn.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Most people's reaction to Adventure Time.]]
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| The show is essentially the same thing as any other Cartoon Network series that has existed since the mid-2000s: an absolute shit-heap with a cancerous fandom consisting of [[You|the most fucked up people in existence]]; the same closeted [[Manchild|manchildren]] who obsessively waste away watching these cartoons in hopes that doing so it will either make them [[hipsters|hip unique snowflakes]], revive their [[nostalgia|precious 90's cartoons]] (ironic considering that Adventure Time forces moar [[Ear rape|auto-tune]] on the viewers than the average mainstream hip-hop dumbshit that have their own VEVO channel on [[YouTube]]) or [[scene]]fags who think that they will relate to [[Goth|Marceline]] because she's all emotional and [[edgy]] and all that typical shit.
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| ''Adventure Time'' was developed by Pendleton Ward and ''Frederator Studios'' (creators of [[The Fairly OddParents|another cartoon where pedos and fags make up most of the cast]]), which explains why most of the show is about said [[pedophiles]] and [[fags]] on [[acid]]...
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| ==Plot==
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| [[Image:A-boy-and-his-dog-peeing.png|thumb|left|250px|Adventure Time, C'mon grab your friends/We're going to very distant lands]]
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| [[Image:1976 movie poster for the movie 'a boy and his dog'.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Too many similarities to just be a coincidence]]
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| [[Image:Boy-And-His-Dog-photo-2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|With Jake the Dog and/Finn the human/The fun will never end]]
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| [[Image:1donaboydog111.png|thumb|left|250px|Adventure Time]]
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| [[File:A Boy And His Dog Desert Pic .jpg|thumb|right|250px|Starting to see it?]]
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| Despite most of the episodes consisting of acid trips misnamed as adventures, '''Adventure Time''' ''does'' manage to contain a coherent plot, meaning that it has cliffhanger endings at season finales to give viewers the sense that "important" stuff happens despite nothing having been accomplished in the first three fucking seasons.
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| In the end of Season 2, [[Cunt|Princess Bubblegum]] gets frozen, shattered, and returned to life as a [[13 year old]] [[loli]] due to the doctors not having enough [[cum|gum]] to work with, as to how this kingdom was to believe that having no means to heal its ruler was a good idea is most likely due to the [[mental retardation|brain-damage]] caused by the radiation of the [[drama bomb|Atomic Bombs]]. Later, she gets unlolified by [[vore|absorbing parts of her subjects]].
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| In the end of Season 3, Finn goes [[emo]] because [[Hotel Mario|teh princess]] [[lesbian|doesn't want dick]], causing Jake to find him another bitch. [[At least 100]] princesses later, [[Fucking idiot|he picks the psychotic one made of fire to pair up with his friend]] and they end up [[Wut|kissing rocks]]. Oh yeah, and the bad guy's a snail now.
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| Some time during the production of '''Season 4''' Pedoton Ward was becoming aware that parents that were fans of Apocolypse Genre Movies were starting to connect Adventure Time with the Classic 70s film ''A Boy And His Dog''. Many of the episodes focusing on Finn and Jake were canned to open up more interesting characters like Marceline and The Ice King. All that happens in season 4 is Finn and Jake play a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] style card game That won a Golden Reel Award. Finn's [[fail|failings]] with flame princess. The focusing on smaller characters and [[Final Fantasy|The Lich]] starts a quest using Finn's hero book to destroy the world.<br>
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| As this new style was criticaly raved, it is now the new show formula.
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| Because a lot of the episode from season 4 were canned, they were brought in for '''Season 5'''. Season 5 has the most episodes of any season with 52. Highlights include ''James Baxter the Horse'' being introduced. Finn's Fire Crotch, Flame Princess [[girlfriend]] breaks up with him because he's a [[dick]]. Finn realizes his Daddy is alive and starts acting like a [[16 year old girl]] walking the streets because her daddy dont love her. Finn and Jake continue to appose the Lich. This season earned 2 emmy nominations and much critical acclaim so the new writing formula is now cannon.
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| '''Season 6''' Not a lot happens in this season but because of the notice it received from a better writing style, the show received 2 emmys for the episodes ''Jake the Brick'' and ''Walnuts and Rain'' while the show received a Peabody award. The writers felt that it was probably time to play [[man|Hemmingway]] this season because nothing really happens. Finn listens to the cure and cuts himself because his daddy doesn't love him and because he's finally realized that he will [[Dying alone|die alone]] because of how bad he gucked up with [[Bitch|Flame Princess]]. Sugar-Tits, Princess Bubblegum is ousted by the ''The King Of OOO'' and Finn and Jake fight a Godzilla version of Gunther.
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| '''Season 7''' Two episodes won emmys, ''Stakes Part 8 The Bad Clouds and Bad Jubies'', ''Bad Jubies'' also won an Annie Award. This is the Bubblegum - Marceline season as most episodes revolve around them. Marceline/Bubble Gum shippers love this season because it's heavily insinuated that PBG and Marceline are [[Lesbian|Scissor Sisters]]. Candy-Assed bitch Bubblegum tries to live a life not having people she can tell what to do and Marceline whines and cries about how hard it is to be a vampire that is cursed to ''SUCK'' the color red to live. Must be hard for Marceline, all those people she killed sucking the red out of their ketchup packets.
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| '''Season 8''' Fern Finn is introduced and Finn, Jake and Bemo set out to find Finn's mommy.
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| :''See [[Adventure Time/Episode Guide]]''
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| ==Characters==
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| Pendleton Ward's perception of "good character design" is completely fucking warped. When designing the characters for his shitty Cartoon series, he threw all morals out the window and made all the characters [[Power Rangers|color-coded with no personality whatsoever]], with the foreknowledge that everyone who was going to watch '''Adventure Time''' would have the intellectual quotient of a shit-taco.
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| * [[13 year old boy|<span style="color:#00BFFF; font-size:20px;">'''Finn the Human'''</span>]]:[[File:Finn.gif|50px]]
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| A 13-year-old boy as a main character? Ward must've busted ''his balls'' coming up with such an original [[Mary Sue]] concept that has ''Finn The Human'' portrayed more times as a female in story than a male whether it be as Fiona in one of the Ice King's [[Rule 63]] fanfics or as '''[[Loli|Shoko]]''', Finn's past life, Japanese, Lolita, schoolgirl version of himself that makes ends meet by selling herself to rich businessmen as the ''Last Japper On Earth'' à la Mikasa from [[Attack on Titan]].<br>
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| [[Lolita|<span style="color:#3CB371">'''Shoko'''</span>]]: Finn's [[Japan|Japanese]] Lolita past life that was only added to the story so the creaters could fake depth and pretend that the whole story was planned out in advance by having a character the echoes Finn. Such echoes include that both Finn and Shoko lose their right arm, serve the candy-assed bitch Princess Bubble Gum, were abandoned and know little about their parents and both have an animal companion that is an incarnation of '''Jake The Dog'''.<br>
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| [[Homo|<span style="color:#3CB371">'''Fern Finn'''</span>]]: Sticking to Pedoton Ward's [[Power Rangers]] colour code of character development, because Fern Finn is an incarnation of Finn that tends to do evil things because he is either confused or because someone is secretly manipulating him, like the Shoko character, his colour code is a forest green. Mostly introduced into the show to satisfy incestuous, homosexual shippers that want Finn fucking someone more his age. Serves no real purpose.
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| File:Adventure_Time_cosplay_3.jpg|'''Manchild the Human'''
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| File:Adventure_Time_come_at_me_bro.png|'''DO ITTTTT'''
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| File:Adventure_Time_with_Herp_and_Derp.jpg|'''OH GOD WHY'''
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| File:Skoko123.png|'''Shoko, the one armed bandit.'''
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| File:Fern Render.png|'''Fern, the [[police|obvious plant]].'''
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 2.jpg|'''Finn is gay for literally <i>everyone</i>.'''
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| File:Adventure Timelord1234.png|'''Get it?'''
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| File:Adventure Timelord4567.png|'''Such subtlely. It's an Adventure Time Lord!!!!!'''
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| File:Adventure_Time_-_The_Terrible_Truth.jpg|'''<b>How it all ends...</b>'''
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| File:Asian Finn.jpg|<b>...No, it's over, get out of here Japan 0:<</b>
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| * [[Fat Furry|<span style="color:#FFA500; font-size:20px;">'''Jake the Dog'''</span>]]:[[File:Jake.gif|35px]]
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| A shape-shifting, [[shit]] talking dog who is Finn's only friend as well as his [[Bestiality|closest life-long partner]]. Being a [[lazy|torpid]], pedo-voiced, [[manchild]] furry tub of shit, he's also the embodiment of the show's fanbase with the height of their depth being topics consisting of, ''If Jake Was Bender, How Would Bender Have Handeled X?'' The only cool thing about Jake is in The Ice King's [[Rule 34|Rule 63]] [[fanfic]]s Jake, or rather Cake, is voiced by Diane Amos or the [[nigger|nice black lady]] that does the ''Pine-Sol'' commercials. Surprisingly, she's the only person whose voice sounds like a natural fit for these gender swapped characters.
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| File:Futurama what time is it.jpg|<b>Bender if you have any humanity you will kill them</b>
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| File:Jake the Dog.PNG|<b>Jake in actual dog years</b>
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| File:Adventure Time.jpg|<b>IRL Adventure Time</b>
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| File:Adventuretime4chan.png|<b>YO DAWG I HEARD U LIEK ADVENTURES...</b>
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| File:Adventure Time 2.jpg|<b>...nevermind, they wont be going on any [[diabetes|Adventures]].</b>
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| * [[Bitch|<span style="color:#FF69B4; font-size:20px;">'''Princess Bubblegum'''</span>]]:[[File:Princess Bubblegum.gif|35px]]
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| And then there's ''this'' cunt who takes the expression Candy-Assed Bitch to a whole new level. Sugar-tits here is the [[bipolar]] [[ADHD]] suger-high autocrat of a land of "[[Trippin|Ooo]]"; a name that really sounds like something [[you]] would make when hallucinating or watching firworks. She keeps Finn [[Friend Zone|friend-zoned]] so [[Mario|he can save her ass whenever shit happens]]. She pissed off every fan to ever watch the show when she gave up being a [[13 year old girl]] and the chance to pull at Finn's [[Dick|Pee Pee]] to take back her kingdom. You think it's impossible for her to be any bigger of a cunt? Think again. In a [[North Korea|North Korean]] style Coup D'etat, grab for power she refused to accept the results of a fair election that she agreed to and threw out the King of Ooo, who was the people's choice to rule them [[Just Because]] she changed the rules and said Princesses don't need to get elected. In the Ice King's rule 63 stories she becomes the Bubblegum Prince: a pink, royal, [[douchebag]] that can only be described as a [[1980s]] Yuppie, coke head commodities trader that is [[incest|screwing his daughter]] because his wife got fat. The [[lulz|lulziest]] theory we've heard, with regards to the creation of Princess BubbleGum is that a [[Whore|Call-Girl]] was giving a scientist a [[oral|blow job]], with gum in her mouth. At the exact second the big bomb hit the Scientist [[Orgasm|came]] in the Call-Girl's mouth. In a Stan Lee style character creation, the radiation mutated the gum, seman and the whore's own DNA creating Princess BubbleGum.<br>
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| [[Trump|<span style="color:#FF69B4">'''Gumbald'''</span>]]: Princess BubbleGum's evil uncle that is only evil in the [[SJW]] sense in that he has embraced [[Capitalism]] and [[Evolution|Social Darwinism]] over Sugar Tit's, (PBG's), archaic choice of an [[Government|Autocracy]] where she has all the say. Stealing from Arthurian Myth, Pedoton reintroduced both Fern Finn and Gumbald during Finn's 17th birthday party in a story that was literaly lifted from Sir Wayne's '''Green Knight''' saga - going so far as copying scene for scene when the '''Green Knight's''' head is cut off and he just puts it back on minus the little game of [[Soccer]] where all the Knights kick it around Arthur's great hall for a bit of fun.
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_21.jpg|<b style="color:yellow !important;">'''Made from equal parts cunt and bubblegum'''
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| File:Princess Bubblegum.jpg|<b>DO U WANT ME NOW FINN?!</b>
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| File:Gumbald by plaguebucket-dbns5bl.png|<b>Uncle Gumbald, the ruiner of everyone's shit</b>
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| Image:Princess bubblegum by lepas-d7tvrex.jpg|<b>Awww, how cute!...</b>
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_22.jpeg|<b>...I probably deserved this D:</b>
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| * [[Goth|<span style="color:#708090; font-size:20px;">'''Marceline'''</span>]]:[[File:Marceline.gif|80px]]
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| If you thought the [[Twilight|sparkling]] wasn't badass enough, vampires suck [[Dick|red]] now and have more daddy issues than your average bar hooker. Mostly in the show to serve as the [[whore|experienced, older girl]] who will most likely take Finn's virginity. So far Marceline is the first and only girl Finn has seen naked. Finn would later describe it to Jake as [[awesome|Transcendent]] and Marceline would later admit to a jealous Princess Bubblegum that she only did it for [[I did it for the lulz|the lulz]]. Once Marceline's [[Bitch]] mode had been activated, she went straight for Bubblegum's throat by admitting she would have [[Oral|sat on Finn's Face]] if she thought he was ready for it or, at least, had a decent idea of what he needed to do. Her [[Rule 63]] character Marshall-Lee has made it his reason for living to [[virgin|pop Fiona's cherry]] or rather Finn's rule 63 character. Even someone as [[retard|dense]] as the Ice King knows about and writes about Marceline's obsession with taking Finn's virginity in his rule 63 fanfics. Marceline has even added her own spin to the Ice King's stories with her male version Marshel Lee just seconds from penetrating an awe-struck and more than willing Fiona's [[vagina|pink]]. With Marshal Lee dripping from his tip and just milimeters from that first thrust where he can say he really knows Fiona they're interupted and Fiona makes the [[cliche|cliched]], virgin's escape so she can re-think her fascination and desire for Marshal Lee. Some fans speculate that Marceline is obsessed with Finn's [[religion|soul/spirt]] and hunts down all his incarnations, like [[Japan|Shoko]], so she can be the one to corrupt him and ''steal his innocence'' because she has admitted to spying on him in his tree house, especially when he undresses and bathes. It's going to happen.
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| Image:Finn sees nude Marceline.gif|<b style="color:white !important;">And off come the panties</b>
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| File:Marceline Kills Finn45678.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">Do It! Do It! Do It! Do It! Do It!
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| File:Adventure Time cosplay 2.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;"><b>Marceline the Hot Topic Queen
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 15.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">This explains these two characters pretty well actually.
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| File:AdventureTimeGravityFalls.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">GOTTA GET OWL TROWEL
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| File:Marceline Anime red507812.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">Sugoooi Marcy-kun
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 11.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">I hope senpai notices me</b>
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| File:Adventure_Time_Homophobe.png|<b style="color:white !important;">To be fair, <b>they <i>def</i> fuck</b>.
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_14.jpg|<b style="color:white !important;">Awww, how cute!...
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| * [[Pedophile|<span style="color:#0000FF; font-size:20px;">'''Ice King'''</span>]]:[[File:Ice King.png|70px]]
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| The old coot who wastes his life kidnapping and anally sodomizing princesses for generic-villain reasons and fantasizing with [[Rule 63|gender-swaps]] of [[Shota|prepubescent boys]]. In this LSD inspired world of Pendelton Ward's where the Ice King likes kidnapping princess so he has something to stick his [[dick]] in he has to be an old, senile, [[sick fuck]] because when the princesses in this world consist of a dog, a slimey self aware cum shot and a literal chick made out of breakfast foods, every ounce of crazy helps when you're stuck in a world where if you want to get laid, you can't be too picky. Sadly [[Shit no one cares about|his backstory]] is more lulzy than the show as a whole. He generally acts like a [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]], [[LoveShy|love-shy]] manchild, so [[Truth|the majority of the fanbase identifies with him]]. The only thing even remotely cool about The Ice King is that his heart is voiced by George Takai and George isn't shy with the <b>''"Oh My"''</b> fanservice. The part that sucks is, because of George Takai playing The Ice King's heart, [[Fantard]]s and Ice King/Finn [[ship|shippers]] like to argue that this makes the Ice King [[gay]] because his heart is played by an openly gay actor. Ever since since season 5, when the creators decided that the Ice King needed depth and shouldn't be only known as the in-show [[Sick Fuck|Princess rapist]], they've made him the in-show historian for when a connection to the past is needed because he is the oldest character in the show - having lived longer than Marceline and Sugar-Tits (Princess Bubblegum). The only character that might be older than him is Marceline's father but that is only if he was always a [[Satan|demon]] and didn't sell his soul, after killing his [[Your Mom|Mother]] like some [[retard|soft in the head]] [[Metal (music)|Ozzy]] fan thinking it'd make them an original.
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| File:Adventure Time cosplay 5.jpg|<b style="color:red !important;">The Etsy King</b>
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| File:AdventuretimeAnimu.jpg|<b style="color:red !important;">Return Of The Human: The Ice King Strikes Back</b>
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 9.jpg|<b style="color:red !important;">Please ignore the obvious 40-year age difference.
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| File:Ice King 2.jpg|<b style="color:red !important;">I murdered the entire planet.
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| File:Ice king and marceline 123.jpg|<b style="color:red !important;">!!!ACHTUNG!!!
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| File:Ice King Badass65789.jpg|🤘 Heilige Scheiße! 🤘 This is bad ass enough to be a Heavy Metal Album Cover. 🤘
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| * '''[[DOUBLE RAINBOW|<span style="color:#FF0000; font-size:20px;">L</span><span style="color:#FFD700">a</span><span style="color:#008000">d</span><span style="color:#0000FF">y</span> <span style="color:#FF0000">R</span><span style="color:#FFD700">a</span><span style="color:#008000">i</span><span style="color:#0000FF">n</span><span style="color:#FF0000">i</span><span style="color:#FFD700">c</span><span style="color:#008000">o</span><span style="color:#0000FF">r</span><span style="color:#FF0000">n</span>]]''':[[File:Lady Rainicorn.gif]]
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| A [[Azn|Korean]] unicorn-rainbow hybrid that is somehow Jake's [[canon]] love-interest. And if that wasn't retarded enough already, they somehow managed to mate and conceive [[inbred|offsprings]]. Most likely an [[Spic|Illegal Immigrant]] since she doesn't speak [[English]] and can only run around mumbling in clicks, whistles and grunts, ensuring that no one will ever be able to understand her. Much like that one [[Transformers|Autobot]] that can fly, she only shows up when Princess Bubblegum needs a ride somewhere. She's only in the show to represent diversity because in Pedoton Ward's perfect world, after the big bomb exploded just over Harlem - there were no more [[nigger|black people]] but still needing people to maintain and build their I.T. hardware in the ''Kingdom of Ooo'', Ward let the [[Korea|Koreans]] survive. Her rule 63 version, Lord Monochromicorn is just as boring as she is. Some fans have come up with an interesting argument about Lady Rainicorn's [[Rule 63]] character flip. They have been saying that if boy is the opposite of girl then [[Nigger|black]] is the opposite of [[Azn]] and why Princess Rainicorn went from a rainbow coloured unicorn to a one colored, '''BLACK''' unicorn. The argument goes that Azns are hard-working, self-starting, disciplened, intelligent people where blacks are, well, not. The fan argument goes further in saying that Pedoton Ward is making a statement because no one else has a colour shift. If he was committed to his rule 63 swap, they say, shouldn't Lord Chromicorn be some kind of magical stallion like Sleipnir in [[Nazi|Norse Mythology]] or a winged horse like Pegasus in [[Anal|Greek Mythology]] because Unicorns are almost always girls?
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| File:5a2492dcabe2288525238302848daf74.jpg|<b>Lady Tumblrcorn</b>
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| File:Adventure Time cosplay 1.jpg|<b>BURN THE NON-BELIEVER</b>
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| File:Brony raincorn .png|<b>For fucks sake.</b>
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| File:Brony raincorn ass shot.jpg|<b>DTF?...</b>
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| File:Lady raincoat heart black..jpg|</b>Ah, how schweet
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| File:Eb8bfb5c9225dcd014e54a5cca43bdaf.png|<b>...Oh yah, they're DTF alright.</b>
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| * [[Tranny|<span style="color:#BA55D3; font-size:20px;">'''Lumpy Space Princess'''</span>]]:[[File:Lumpy Space Princess.gif|35px]]
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| Ward lives out his dream of being a [[BBW]] [[Tranny|transvestite]] by voicing this fat fucking shemale. It's later revealed that she wants Finn to fuck her [[Narcissistic personality disorder|since he began as Ward's self insert]]. [[Retard|Fantards]] are prone to arguing that her "<b>LUMPS</b>" refer to [[boobs|Tits]] and [[ass]] and as a female character she is meant to have a rocking bod. Her alleged huge tits are the "LUMPS" she is named for. If there's any validity to that theory, would that mean her [[Rule 63]] character '''Lumpy Space Prince''' has a 36 centimeter [[Penis|cock]]? Given her ridiculous, rampant behaviour displayed throughout most of the show, her initials may as well be changed to "LSD".
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 4.jpg|<b style="color:pink !important;">Too badass to use Photoshop? [[MS Paint]], fucker!
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 5.jpg|<b style="color:pink !important;">Probably happened tbh.
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 6.jpg|<b style="color:pink !important;">THIS LUMPIN LINE ART BLEH BLEH BLEH
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| Image:1fantardlsp111.png|<b style="color:pink !important;">This is how fans see LSP...
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| File:LSP Cosplay im blond584124.jpg|<b style="color:pink !important;">...And this is what LSP would actually look like.</b>
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| * [[Useless|<span style="color:#00b090; font-size:20px;">'''BMO'''</span>]]:[[File:BMO.gif]]
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| BMO is a fucking [[retard]] that was all that Finn and Jake could afford from [[Whore|their daily jobs]]. It's just a fucked up [[Game Boy Advance|Game Boy]] slave that they have around their dope-ass tree house which reeks of bong water and piss. When Finn and Jake go on adventures or are out of the house, BMO likes to smoke up their stash and pretend that he's a Raymond Chandler, film noir style detective. In the Ice King's rule 63 fanfics, BMO is the only character that doesn't have a gender flipped character as he is considered sexless because he's a machine and, depending on the character speaking, BMO can be referred to as either a he or a she.
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| ==ITS FOR ADULTS OKAY?!==
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| [[File:Eb1fc20b61fca9ff0b9517fbd4ca397e4d221d51 hq.jpg|thumb|right|250px|This is all very important stuff]]
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| [[File:Adventure Time shipping 1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|My <s>pokemons</s> Adventure Time ships <b>let me show you them</b>.]]
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| This piece of shit is probably the worst thing ever created by Pedoton Ward and his crew, because now every 40 year old [[pedo]] [[virgin]] that watches the show thinks it's the coolest thing ever done on TV, as it reminds them of their childhoods. [[YouTube]] is being filled to the brim with fan made videos because it strikes a chord with Adventure Time fantards, who want to be like The [[Pedophile|Ice King]] and be the last person on Earth with their very own, personal [[loli]]. It is reaching a new level of retardation because Adventure Time fans group it together with all the Simon/Ice King and [[Goth|Marceline]] references to argue that these shorts are proof that Adventure Time "[[Hahaha no|has depth]]" and therefore should receive an Emmy. Adventure Time is also quite popular among people who wanna see cartoons fuck and because of this it has a dedicated following of people willing to speculate on which one might fuck the others. This is known as '''creepy autism''' and currently it has no cure known to modern science at this time.
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_18.jpg|<b>10/10</b> - Already happened
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_6.jpg|<b>9/10</b> - Confirmed as true
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_17.jpg|<b>8/10</b> - Imminent
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_16.jpg|<b>6/10</b> - Probably Happening
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_13.jpg|<b>5/10</b> - Possible
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_12.jpg|<b>4/10</b> - Not Likely
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_10.jpg|<b>3/10</b> - Never Occurring
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| File:Adventure_Time_shipping_7.jpg|<b>1/10</b> - Impossible
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>'''Ice King tries to lull Marceline to Sleep with some singing so he can [[Rape|"PLAY" with her]]'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>JNMfr7WFmpY</youtube></center>
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| ==Galleries==
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| File:Adventuretimeinanutshell.jpg|MERCHANDISING TIME
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| File:Peppermint Butler.jpg|It's cool, he knows death.
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| Image:Ricardiotheheartguy.jpg|So... George Takei definitely raped a guy right?
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| File:Kellywhoring12.jpg|The moar the cosplay, the smaller the boobs.
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| File:Kellywhoring11.jpg|Even a close-up doesn't make them look any bigger.
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| File:Adventure_Time_cosplay_4.jpg|This show is only for one of you and you can get fucked little baby.
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| File:Adventure_Time_sexual_joke.png|OH I GET IT
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| File:Adventure_Time_boob_joke.JPG|ITS A SEX JOKE IN A CARTOON
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| File:Tumblr inline mokoazW1pM1qz4rgp.gif|Later explodes because he hates Harp music
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| File:Adventure_Time_-_Rainbow_Goop.jpg|Id rather be dancing with some babes.
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| File:Lemongrab and Rigby shipping.png|This show is kinda gay maybe?
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| File:Adventure Time shipping 3.jpg|Like... fairly gay I guess.
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_18.png|Yah, it's pretty gay!
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| File:Adventure Time yaoi.jpg|Fuck, this show is literally the gayest
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| Image:1puhoy111.png|This is why wet dreams are bad. You can knock up your pillow and comforter and who wants to make child support payments to those 2 whores?
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_1.jpg|Oh
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_10.jpg|You
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_11.JPG|Thought
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_12.jpg|There
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_13.JPG|Wouldn't
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_14.jpg|Be
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_15.png|A
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_16.png|Massive
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_17.png|Shitload
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_19.jpg|Of
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_2.jpg|Adventure
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_20.jpg|Time
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_3.jpg|Porn?
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_4.jpg|You
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_5.jpg|Thought
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_8.jpg|Wrong
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| File:Adventure_Time_34_9.jpg|Fgt
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| File:MisAdventure-Time-rule34 1.jpeg|
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| File:MisAdventure-Time Rule34—2.jpeg|
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| File:Adventure_Time_God.png|What the fuck is wrong with you
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| File:Adventure_Time_tentacle_rape.jpg|...Nevermind
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| File:Why you don't ship Finn and Marceline.jpg|Super cute right?
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| File:Marceline goth girl 111.jpg|Way cute!
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| File:Adventure_Time_cosplay_7.jpg|Lame.
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| File:Adventure Time cosplay 6.JPG|Ugh.
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| ==See Also==
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| ===Similar shitty shows===
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| * ''[[The Fairly Oddparents]]''
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| * ''[[Regular Show]]''
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| * ''[[Steven Universe]]''
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| * ''[[Gravity Falls]]''
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| * ''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''
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| * ''[[Rick and Morty]]''
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| * ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
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| * ''[[Unikitty]]''
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| ===Misc.===
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| * [[deviantART]]
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| * [[Drugs]]
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| * [[Cartoons]]
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| * [[Hipsters]]
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| * [[Permaloli]]
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| * [[Scene]]
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| * [[Tumblr]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [https://archive.fo/4Rz6l Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality, and the Rave Lifestyle?]
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