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[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]


[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:


* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* sucking off a dog and a horse;
* sucking off a dog and a horse;
* [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]


Then, after [http://motherless.com/0BEA789 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/DA4273F drinking piss] ([http://motherless.com/408365E more than once]), he [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been removed his own dick] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.


Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on {{tumblr|the-real-dorian-thorn|tumblr}} {{archive|3b1hT}} called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
* {{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter!  No dick so of course he's a libtard}}
* <s>{{Twitter|dorianthorn|His Twitter!  No dick so of course he's a libtard}}</s>
* {{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}
* <s>{{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}</s>
* {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
*<s> {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!</s>
* {{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''
* <s>{{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''</s>
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]


=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===


*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]
*[http://motherless.com/59F5290 Shitting on a plate]
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]
*[http://motherless.com/DF3E23A Shitting while jerking off]
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]
*[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]
*<s>[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!]</s>
*[https://fetlife.com/users/11764321 Fetlife account]
*[https://motherless.com/A350D23 Sucking nigger cock]





Revision as of 00:45, 11 July 2024

Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...
   
 
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.


 


 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.


lol haunted much?
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick
The fulfilling life he leads now

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking countless dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he pretended to remove his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

The moment he finished celebrating no more of his porn online, he immediately began to post more porn online and now spends his days sucking dick, eating his own shit, and stretching out his asshole for internet strangers.

Gallery

   
 
Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.


 


 
 

—Imagine this fucker's life.


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