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| [[Image:Drewpickles.gif|thumb|OUR LORD AND SAVIOR]] | | #REDIRECT [[13-year-old boy]] |
| '''The Barney Bunch''' is a [[lie|brilliantly]] [[retarded]] group of Flash [[trolls]] who used to [[BDSM|regularly submit]] animation to [[Newgrounds]] and other [[Meatspin.com|websites]] that we don't feel like mentioning. The group was formed on August 25, 2005 and since then, the Barney Bunch turned from a group of trolls who make cartoon characters [[gay]] into [[shit nobody cares about|an eternal power struggle]].
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| ==Flash==
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| Most flash by the Barney Bunch is animated in a [[Family Guy|crude style]], and usually consists of a sequence of still pictures with [[Speakonia]] voices. These movies are most commonly about characters from children's television shows who are made [[gay]] and perform [[buttsecks|lewd acts]] on each other, in which [[some argue|some would declare]] a glorified [[Rule 34]]. Here's how a typical Barney Bunch movie works. Drew Pickles (or whoever the fuck is in the movie) would admit that they're really really really really really really really really really gay. Later on, another character will appear and start to make the first character horny, leading to the sex scene. In most videos, you don't see the actual sex. All you see for seven minutes is just a black screen with ''CENSORED'' in huge letters along with "[[What|HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAG]]. That was swell." Enjoy your [[AIDS]].
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| ==Characters==
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| * '''Drew Pickles''' - The self-proclaimed sexiest and faggiest man alive who has a [[300]] mile-long [[cock]]. Second only to [[Hard Gay]] in terms of faggotry.
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| * '''[[Barney and Friends|Barney]]''' - A queer pedophile of a dinosaur who is Drew Pickles' butt buddy.
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| * '''[[McDonalds|Ronald McDonald]]''' - Better known as the Penis Clown. His specialty is making food out of his friends' [[shit]] and [[cum]].
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| * '''Dick the Clown''' - A creepy [[Assclown|ass clown]] drawing with a long cock. He wasn't in any of the original flashes on Newgrounds.
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| * '''[[Nod Flenders|Ned Flanders]]''' - Once a devout [[Christian]], now a flaming faggot.
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| * '''The Quaker Queer''' - The faggot on the oatmeal box. He first appeared in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmRxxw3cLo |The Barney Bunch Goes To IHOP].
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| * '''MacTonight''' AKA Moonman- failed [[McDonald's]] mascot from the 80s, member of the [[KKK]], and archrival of Drew Pickles.
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| [[Image:Barneybunchportalraid.jpg|thumb|]]
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| ==DO NOT WANT==
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| Most of the flash by the Barney Bunch is hated by [[everyone]] unfortunate enough to see it, and several Newgrounds members have, in response, created "Anti-Barney Bunch" flash. Most submissions by the Barney Bunch are considered [[spam]], and the terms "bb" and "Barney" have been [[Censorship|removed]] from Newgrounds' search engine.
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| ==Current Activity==
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| The current members of the Barney Bunch are anime loving [[weeaboo|faggots]] who submit the same damn shit on [[YouTube]] over, and over, and over, for over a year. It would be no surprise that the faggots who tried to revive the Barney Bunch [[liberal| get beat up at school everyday]], because all they ever do for group activity is discuss dumb [[animu]] [[Naruto|shit shows]], and announce their upcoming movies, usually two minute pieces of shit compiled with pictures of Drew Pickles, Barney, and naked men with Speakonia voiceovers. It's no wonder why the original leader doesn't want to be associated with these [[n00bs|premature zogs]]. The current leader (or so it seems) of The Barney Bunch is a guy calling himself [[Cocks|BarneyBunch4Ever]]. The [[crap|new and improved]] BB movies are a disgrace to the older ones, which trolled everyone at Newgrounds whilst the current videos are just [[shit]]. Now many [[n00bs|youtube users]], known as the "Third Generation" are making "Barney Bunch" videos, even if they don't know shit about the original Barney Bunch or it's history. They often get flamed by the original members on youtube for expressing their [[faggotry]] in their shitty videos.
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| ==YouTube Video==
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| A typical [[ALL CAPS|NEW AND IMPROVED]] Barney Bunch video.
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| {{ytlink|589qbANO7WY}}
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| You can see that the [[fucktard]] who pissed out this atrocity put very little effort into making it. Hell, even people who use [[MSPaint]] put more effort into their DeviantART submissions than this.
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| It should also be noted that the guy who made the YouTube Video and remade the Current Activity sections in the article is correct about the Barney Bunch being gay, but he himself wanted to be in the Barney Bunch once but the leader never let him because he was too much of a faggot.
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| ==A Better YouTube Video==
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| <youtube>6RlpktFpyyY</youtube>
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| <youtube>QbpQKjj4QYI</youtube>
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| <youtube>gKPycHs0-YY</youtube>
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| <youtube>B4yN4cAguvg</youtube>
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| <youtube>fM-Hss1Rg4A</youtube>
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| <youtube>nRmb3-XM_Ok</youtube>
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| Not being the video above these, these kind probably should be uploaded more onto Newgrounds and YouTube. They love it when they see non-banned barney porn (cuz it gives them teh boners). Videos involving real nasty hardcore gang bang xxx features have always won.
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| ==Screw Pickles==
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| <youtube>JJ6t3SCNuPg</youtube>
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| The son of Drew Pickles, banished to the sixth level of hell for being gayer than Drew Pickles himself. He is rarely seen and his existence has thus far either been unknown to The Barney Bunch, or has been kept as it's darkest secret.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Newgrounds]]
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| *[[Fail]]
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| *[[Speakonia]]
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| *[[Tricky the Clown]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://thebarneybunch.tripod.com/index.html The Barney Bunch official site including history of Drew Pickles and other crap.]
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| *<s>[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/367361 Failed Attempt To Revive BB on Newgrounds]</s> BALEETED
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/barneybunch4ever BarneyBunch4Ever, the leader of the nu-BB]
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