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| [[Klingon]] is a recognized minority ethnic group in the [[United States]]. People who are of the Klingon minority get scholarships to college, and all the white wimminz love em.
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| [[Image:Drsmith.jpg|thumb|right|150px| Shown here is the Klingon "Worf" as portrayed by Michael Dorn from ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. Those eyes - I think I'm in love.]]
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| ==Subspecies==
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| There are two known 'races' of Klingons. First, there are the [[Mexican|Puerto Rican]] Klingons, as seen in ''Star Trek [[oldfag|The Original Series]]''. They look like Human Puerto Ricans, but with [[shit|better]] taste in clothes and more attitude.
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| The [[Newfag|second]], and more common race are the [[Black]] Klingons. These Klingons have more [[religion|culture]] than the older Klingons. They have [[turtles]] for foreheads, and have [[London|really bad teeth]]. They put blood in their [[Purple Drank]], and eat live worms instead of chickens, but still run in gangs and don't wash themselves.
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| ==Language==
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| Klingon is a fake language made up by some famous [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0645704 geek] who probably has [[Asperger's Syndrome]]. It is spoken by alien humanoids known as Klingons in the fake universe of ''[[Star Trek]]''. It is also sometimes spoken by a subset of [[Trekkies]] who may well look a bit like [http://www.fortheretarded.com/images/dc2003/DSC00620.JPG this], and who also probably have [[Asperger's Syndrome]].
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| All the cool kids are speaking Klingon so why don't you?
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| ==Faux Klingons==
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| <center>'''[[X? In My Y?|Klingons? In My White House?]]'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>p892dUiTMss</youtube></center>
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| As you can see, Oregonian Representative [[gay|George Takei]] explains that Klingons make up the majority of the Executive Branch.
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Na'vi]]
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| * [[Esperanto]]
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| * [[forced meme|Klingon Boggle]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://www.kli.org/ How to fail at life]
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| * [http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/ Google In Klingon]
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| {{4chanarchive|120673397|Rosetta Stone Klingon}}
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