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Kitty0706: Difference between revisions
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{{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}} | {{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}} | ||
== Failing Health == | == Failing Health & Death == | ||
Kitty0706 wasn't always the obese, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained [[Yiff|yiffing]] had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of [[AIDS|AIDS]] known as Leukemia. | |||
The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] | |||
The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] wasn't the size of the Moon. | |||
As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead.{{citation}} | |||
== YouTube == | == YouTube == | ||
Revision as of 07:09, 26 January 2015
Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure | ||
Failing Health & Death
Kitty0706 wasn't always the obese, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia.
The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk wasn't the size of the Moon.
As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead.[citation needed]
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As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.
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External links
colin.wyckoff His personal Facebook
kitty0706 on YouTube
sirelliot24 on Twitter
sirelliot24 on deviantART
dakat0706 on tumblr
kitty0706s on wikia
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