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This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT KOUTA MARRIES YUKA!!!1

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT MARIKO IS ACTUALLY KURAMA'S DAUGHTER AND NANA'S REAL PARENTS ARE DEAD LULZ!!!!!!1

Elfen Lied is a manga/animu about some super lolis called the dicklonius that use vectors (kind of invisible arms) to kill people at leisure.

These dicklonius' seem to have all the same appearance, except with different hair cuts and slight differences in boob sizes. There are large amounts of guro, loli and splatter in this series, thus, great lulz is unavoidable.

Formerly deemed one of the best (if not the only good) animes in existence due to sheer shock value, this animu has been slowly but surely ruined by the 9,000+ pedo/angsty fanbois who fap over its very existence.

Main Characters

File:Nana from Elfen Lied on a typical day.jpg

Just another day...

Lucy: Lucy is one of the first Diclonius (read: "Two Horned", or maybe just horny...) to appear. In her childhood, she lived in an orphanatory until she went apeshit. She raped over 9000 other people, until she was finally captured by some secret organization that holds all the dicklonius to pwn and to rape them until they die. Some shit happens, she escapes, br00tally killing at least 100 moar people in the process, and then finally gets shot in the head and acquires a fucktarded alter ego. She is then found trying to commit suicide near the ocean by Kouta and moves in with him.
Nyuu: The fucktarded version of Lucy, who is also a pervert. She is one of the major sources of fanservice in this anime, as she acts completely innocent and unaware of the laws of normal people (and probably the internetz), and instead acts like a retarded baby who enjoys pissing on the floor and moaning constantly, while saying "Nyuu~!" a million times over. She also loves taking off her clothes randomly and molesting naked people while they are having a bath.
Kouta: Kouta is the classic animu main character, except for the fact that he is an orphan, since all his family died last Thursday. His hobby is picking up any loli who lives in the streets, as well as staring at the ocean.
Yuka: Yuka is Kouta's cousin, she wants to be with her cousin, and she also gets jealous to the point of suicide at the slightest interaction of Kouta with another girl, especially in regards to Lucy/Nyuu.
Mayu: One of the many loli in the series, she lives in the streets since she escaped from being raped in the ass by her stepfather. Remember, raping is a polite way to say hello in Japan. Practice on family members and friends.

Nana: Nana is a Diclonius, like Lucy, only that she is fucktarded, so she gets pwnd by Lucy easily, leaving her limbless. Later in the series, she tries to protect Kouta, resulting only in getting pwnd again by Mariko.
Mariko: The ultimate loli, she is the most powerful Diclonius evar, having at least 100 vectors and is around 8 years old. She was kept in a hibernative state for at least 100 years, and then promptly exploded her adoptive mother. Then she explodes after a while.
Bando: A mercenary and the only person who kills who isn't a dicklonius. His hobbies include raping loli and blasting the fuck out of everything. He dies twice but comes back to life through having his ball chopped off.

Trollng

While a great anime to watch (especially if you are a Sick fuck) the real question you are undoubtedly asking is how to piss off the fucktarded fanboi horde.

PLOT - there is none, and if you have watched it you would already know that. Nothing is ever really explained, just lots of nudity and gore. And more nudity and gore. In the end everybody dies. All fanbois deny this fact, and get particularly angry because they know it is the truth.
Characters - unrealistic (like most animes) and really annoying. Typical main character is excessively nice guy who has an aggressive over-protective girl sidekick, and manages to "accidentally" get multiple dickloniuses (and a fat homeless former rape loli) into his house (and seemingly with no BUTTSEX intentions). Also crazy sniper-dude who wants to KILL THE DEMONS and the creepy leader of the horngirl lab who turns out has horns himself.
Pedophilia - When 13 year old boys talk about this anime, they will call it "mature". By this they mean they see underage girl's naughty bits, as they do not yet realize real adults like stories that also have plot and character development. People who don't watch this anime for the lulz, or who do it more than once, are gigantic pedophiles and should be told so as much as possible.

Ratings

Action: 15
Lulz: 10 (Moar if you liek laughing at other people's sad, fucked up lives.)
Loli: 295
Mecha: 150
Guro: Over 9,000!

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-[[File:Elfen_lied_guro.gif|thumb| [[Guro|Fap material]] ]]
-'''Elfen Lied''' is a [[shit]]ty over-[[drama]]tic [[anime]] primarily about the creator Lynn's fetish for gory death's and her hatred of human kind as well as fetish for horrible completely unecessary death (see our article [[gore]]) disguised as an anime primarily aimed at men [[Wut|despite the majority of fans being women, as shown in the television guides]]. The Anime focuses on a [[16-year old girl]] living in a [[Above Top Secret|top secret]] prison on an Island to keep her from murdering more human's while studying her diclonius behaviour and ability with cruel experiments. One day a pathetically [[retarded]] Security Guards screw up and free this bitch, while walking through the prison she systematically murders every Police Officer trapped within the asylum for entertainment, she could have complete ignored them.  because the trillion dollar lab and billionaire workers were to stupid to understand mathematics, science, outcome, and emergency preparedness. She even pwns an annoying secretary no one really remembers for less than 2 minutes who always trips for some reason - exposing her forgettable Japanese [[panties]].
-Once out of the Lab out to escape by sea she's pwned by a snipper's super bullet but still alive, she's coming to kill you still!
-The series focuses on Lucy, a [[16-year old girl]] who discovers the true purpose of God's plan which gives her a reason to live and destiny - which is to [[murder|kill humans]] and get rid of the evil force known as society. From there it is replaced with another shitty Utopia known as the Diclonius World of shit considering diclonius don't even like each other.
+{{Spoiler|KOUTA MARRIES YUKA}}
+{{Spoiler|MARIKO IS ACTUALLY KURAMA'S DAUGHTER AND NANA'S REAL PARENTS ARE DEAD LULZ!!!}}
-Oh what does this mean? You ask. It means that this woman has more of a life than you, actually left the basement, has a motivation to do something that [[genocide|makes her happy]].
+'''''Elfen Lied''''' is a manga/[[animu]] about some super [[Loli|lolis]] called the dicklonius that use [[Cocks|vectors]] (kind of invisible arms) to kill people at leisure.
-This can be either seen as a silly woman throwing a tantrum about what colour curtains to choose, or a excellent motivation for [[Nazi|genocide]] and [[Hitler]]) you can blame TV on, or an awful more terrible and [[irony|stupid person being human]].
+These dicklonius' seem to have all the same appearance, except with different hair cuts and slight differences in boob sizes. There are large amounts of [[guro]], [[loli]] and splatter in this series, thus, great [[lulz]] is unavoidable.
-Of course like many women she is over-sensitive and as a crush on some guy who would have seen her as nothing more than a pair of tits if it wasn't for meeting as a child, and now at the end sees as a less than nothing more than a pair of tits. This poor guy loser however also has another whore going after him ironically but I guess that's just how anime works.
+Formerly deemed one of the best (if not the only good) animes in existence due to sheer [[Shock site|shock]] value, this [[animu]] has been slowly but surely ruined by the [[Over 9000|9,000+]] [[pedo]]/[[Gothic|angsty]] [[Fanboi|fanbois]] who [[fap]] over its very existence.
-Many male fans masturbate in their basements to Lucy.
+==Main Characters==
+[[Image:Elfenlied-violence1.jpg|thumb|Some typical ''Elfen Lied'' scene]]
+[[Image:Nana_from_Elfen_Lied_on_a_typical_day.jpg|thumb|[[Truth|Just another day...]]]]
-== YouTube ==
+*Lucy: Lucy is one of the first Diclonius (read: "Two Horned", or maybe just horny...) to appear. In her childhood, she lived in an orphanatory until she went apeshit. She raped [[over 9000]] other people, until she was finally captured by [[Jews|some secret organization]] that holds all the dicklonius to pwn and to rape them until they die. Some shit happens, she escapes, br00tally killing [[at least 100]] moar people in the process, and then finally gets shot in the head and acquires a fucktarded alter ego. She is then found trying to commit suicide near the ocean by Kouta and moves in with him.
+*Nyuu: The [[Fucktard|fucktarded]] version of Lucy, who is also a pervert. She is one of the major sources of fanservice in this anime, as she acts completely innocent and unaware of the laws of normal people (and probably the internetz), and instead acts like a retarded baby who enjoys pissing on the floor and moaning constantly, while saying "Nyuu~!" a million times over. She also loves taking off her clothes randomly and molesting naked people while they are having a bath.
+*Kouta: Kouta is the classic [[Animu Archetypes|animu main character]], except for the fact that he is an [[Poor|orphan]], since all his family died last Thursday. His hobby is picking up any loli who lives in the streets, as well as staring at the ocean.
+*Yuka: Yuka is Kouta's cousin, she wants to [[Incest|be with]] her cousin, and she also gets jealous to the point of suicide at the slightest interaction of Kouta with another girl, especially in regards to Lucy/Nyuu.
+*Mayu: One of the many [[loli]] in the series, she lives in the streets since she escaped from being raped in the ass by her stepfather. Remember, raping is a polite way to say hello in Japan. Practice on [[Incest|family members]] and friends.
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+[[Image:Nana_pwnd.jpg|thumb|Nana after some bowling ball shots to her head and limbs in a secret facility.]]
-== Gallery ==
+*Nana: Nana is a Diclonius, like Lucy, only that she is fucktarded, so she gets pwnd by Lucy easily, leaving her [[Lulz|limbless]]. Later in the series, she tries to protect Kouta, resulting only in getting pwnd again by Mariko.
+*Mariko: The ultimate [[loli]], she is the most powerful Diclonius evar, having [[at least 100]] vectors and is around 8 years old. She was kept in a hibernative state for [[at least 100]] years, and then promptly exploded her adoptive mother. Then she [[I came|explodes]] after a while.
+*Bando: A mercenary and the only person who kills who isn't a dicklonius. His hobbies include raping [[loli]] and blasting the fuck out of everything. He dies twice but comes back to life through having his ball chopped off.
-<center><gallery>
+==Trollng==
-File:Elfen lied 1.jpg
+While a great anime to watch (especially if you are a [[Sick fuck]]) the real question you are undoubtedly asking is how to piss off the [[fucktarded]] fanboi horde.
-File:Elfen lied 3.jpg
-File:Elfen lied 4.jpg
-</gallery></center>
-== External links ==
+*PLOT - there is none, and if you have watched it you would already know that. Nothing is ever really explained, just lots of nudity and gore. And more nudity and gore.  In the end [[Pwn|everybody dies]]. All fanbois deny this fact, and get particularly angry because they know it is [[Truth|the truth]].
+*Characters - unrealistic (like most animes) and really annoying. Typical main character is excessively [[nice guy]] who has an aggressive over-protective girl sidekick, and  manages to "accidentally"  get multiple dickloniuses  (and a fat homeless former [[Fritzl|rape loli]]) into his house (and seemingly with no [[Buttsex|BUTTSEX]] intentions). Also crazy sniper-dude who wants to KILL THE DEMONS and the creepy leader of the horngirl lab who turns out has horns himself.
+*Pedophilia - When [[13 year old boy|13 year old boys]] talk about this anime, they will call it "[[Lemonparty|mature]]". By this they mean they see [[Pedobear|underage girl's]] naughty bits, as they do not yet realize real adults like stories that also have plot and character development. People who don't watch this anime [[Idiftl|for the lulz]], or who do it more than once, [[Truth|are gigantic pedophiles]] and should be told so as much as possible.
-{{Wikialink|elfen-lied}}<br />
+==Ratings==
-*[[wikipedia:Elfen Lied|Wikipedia]]
+*Action: 15
-*http://myanimelist.net/anime/226/Elfen_Lied
+*Lulz: 10 (Moar if you liek laughing at other people's sad, fucked up lives.)
+*Loli: 295
+*Mecha: 150
+*Guro: Over 9,000!
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+{{Anime}}
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